A little pieice of advice. As the cop told me, "Your seatbelt works better before I pull you over"
Welcome to Kill's Page. That is a nickname that comes from my last name.I am number 2 of the Elite. I quess you can call me shit then. OK truth time my real name is Dave and I am 18 and I live in Greece, NY (suburb of Shitchester). Us five guys created this site because we were bored one day and thought it would be cool. In fact 4 of us already have our own sites. This one should be a lot more fun. I have the most experience out of us with web pages.
Personally I would like to thank the corporation were I work for not giving me much work to do so I could have the free time to create this and my other web pages while getting paid.
I would also like to thank all of the Jabronies for coming in on the fun when one of the fuks is not available. Jabronies be proud, your role is an important one.
Kill's Favorites
Nick Tahou Hots - I've been going there since I was a freshman. At first I was scared to go in there cuz there were many weirdos in there but, then I sucked it up and went inside I love what I tasted. I swear there is nothing to do in this fuking city except Movies-Tahous if you are under 18.
Pool - I have loved pool since 7th or 8th grade when my friend got a table. I named my first custick "The Beve". Pathetic, I know, but shut the fuk up. I have my own pool table now. This is one hobby that I have definitely need to get back into. I suck now. Not true really I'm pretty good but I haven't improved at all in a long time.
Weightlifting - My friend asked me to spot him one day back
during freshamn year and he thought he was tough so that
motivated me to start lifting weights and been doing an ok job at
it since. I'm lieing, by ok, I mean shitty. I make up gay excuses
to not lift cuz I'm a lazy wuss sometimes.
Music - I love everything about music, except for
Pop Music. I like Rock. I don't have alot of respect for boy band
type groups, they are purely entertainers. I respect musicians
who write their own music or even there own lyrics for that
matter. They sould be also be creative and original. My favorite
musicians include Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Van Halen, AC/DC,
Aerosmith, Collective Soul, Beatles, Ozzy Osborne, and Gun's N'
Roses. I just recently bought an electric guitar. I suck right
now but, I hope to get better. The best radio station in
Rochester is "The Nerve" 95.1/95.5. They just kick ass.
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Driving - As the other fuks know I drive alot. I usually drive every night we go out. I drive a '98 Dodge Intrepid that has some balls. My old Car was an '89 Olds Cutlass Ciera, nicknamed Ironcar. Iron Car now has now has a new owner. I am also a human road map. I will never, never, ever get lost while I'm driving. My sense of direction is outstanding and I know the roads in Monroe County too well.
| Some places
I like to go: Nick Tahou's Penny Arcade Media Play Movies Any place where I can get something for free. |
Other
Nicknames I have gone by: Crazy Dave Shit Nup It Suomo Crack in the Ass Pepper Cedar Stu Heavy D Kilpatro 1 of the 2 Twin Towers (see Tom) |
Here' a quote for Ya:
"Stop Horsin' around ya Jackass"
...And Finally My own web Page is located here: Dave's Web Pages
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