Duo: Because we're normal.
Quatre: Duo....
Duo: Well, you have to admit, the other guys aren't exactly what you'd call your boys next door.
Are Duo and Quatre...?
Duo: If this is going where I think it's going...
Quatre: No!
Are Duo and Heero...?
Duo: Next question!
Are Quatre and Trowa...?
Quatre: No comment.
Why do you guys always act so ditzy and gay in your stories?
Duo: Huh?
Quatre: I do not act gay! (getting all huffy)
Why is your guestbook so boring?
Quatre: As you can see...
Duo: We would love to make it flashy, but since we didn't make it ourselves, we'll hafta settle for that.
Your page sucks! I want frames!
Duo: That wasn't a question....
Quatre: Again, we would certainly use frames if we knew how to make them.
Duo: Hmmm...maybe YOUR page sucks...
How do I send in my fan fiction and fanart?
Duo: Umm, we don't really know since we're new at this ourselves.
Quatre: Perhaps try sending it in as an attachment in your email....
Why don't you guys have character bios or pictures of yourselves?
Duo: Well, you know how everybody says that official homepages always suck.... And besides, we already figured that you probably already went to all those other great gundam wing pages and read everything you could possibly know about us---
Quatre: And possibly things we don't know about ourselves...
Duo: That you wouldn't want to read the same information all over again. That's why we don't bother putting it up. If you really want to know our stats, though, the Personal Ads come close.
I wrote emails to you, why didn't you write back?
Quatre: Um... (getting all dodgy) ...maybe you had better read what Harmony has to say about this below ~_~
I know that Duo and Quatre aren't real. So who's really behind all this?
Harmony: Hello, my name's Harmony, I'm the chief coordinator person of this whole page with Vivian the priestess doing marriages (Duo and Quatre just think they own it).
Duo: That's a lie!
Quatre: Actually, Duo, there's something I have to tell you...
Harmony: If you think I'm a nutsoid always writing in Duo/Quatre conversations, that's okay. I just like to maintain the illusion for visitors to this page that they are actually real, even though they're so painfully not.
Duo: (plugging his ears) Take me home to Kansas, take me home to Kansas...
So, any upcoming projects coming up besides "fan" fictions?
Duo: We HAVE considered putting up some MP3's of us singing our songs...
Quatre: But we don't know. What do you think?
Duo: Everyone gets to hear me sing!
Any questions or suggestions can be sent to [email protected]
All letters can be addressed to either Duo, Quatre, or Harmony and we will answer accordingly.
Harmony: Ooooh, I get my own section!!! (getting all giddy)
I sent in my fan fiction, why didn't you put it up yet?
Harmony: Please visit the ALL NEW Official Duo & Quatre Fan Club for fan fic posting!!
I sent you my fan art, why didn't you put it up yet?
Harmony: Please visit the ALL NEW Official Duo and Quatre Fan Club for the new home of fan art!
When am I going to see part (#) of your story? Are you even still alive???
Harmony: Thank you for asking! Um, yes, I am still alive, but I do have a life outside of D&Q's website (despite what you might think!) so I'm afraid I don't make updates as frequently as I used to. At best, I could make an update once a week (believe me, it's actually happened!) but, at worst, you won't see me pop up for several months at a time.
I have an idea for my own webpage that I got from yours. Can I use it?
Harmony: Well, of course you can use it, I'd be flattered! I'm pretty open with this stuff. The only thing I don't support is plagiarism without giving credit (and it's happened to me before, so that's why The Marriage Priestess put up this scary message on the front page O_O).
I have a website. Can we link?
Harmony: Yes, yes, and yes. I love linking to people, especially if your website's relatively new and you would like to build contacts. After all, my website was once new too, and I understand what it's like being ignored by big websites that are all selective about the linking thing. So just email me & I would be glad to link to you.
I wrote to you. Why didn't you write back?
Harmony: Again, my apologies, but sometimes I only check my email like once every 2 months and, by that time, what you ask me will probably be redundant =P. It totally depends on whether the time you wrote coincides with when I check my mail (I know, it's complicated, as is everything else). Okay, I think you deserve a break now.