Duo: From youse guys!
Quatre: That is so very kind of you all. Now, if only Duo's award-making skills were as nice as these....
Duo: You don't like the awards I made?
Quatre: Eh....
Quatre: Um...Duo, perhaps you should put the award on the LEFT side of the page.
Duo: Who cares? I make everything look cool!
Quatre: But...it's just dumb!
Duo: I say we put this on the RIGHT side of the page.
Quatre: The left! The left!
Duo: Right! (punches Quatre)
Quatre: Left! (pulls Duo's hair)
Duo: Where's Harmony?
Quatre: I believe she is in the toilet, crying.
Duo: I hope she doesn't get boogers all over my towel.
Quatre: Duo!
Quatre: Mmm...perhaps you should audition for the next Star Wars.
Duo: What is that?
Duo: I didn't know "cool" was in your vocabulary.
Quatre: I didn't say "cool".
Duo: Yes you did! I just heard you!
Quatre: Mmm...perhaps you should get your hearing tested.
Duo: What?!
Duo: You'd be surprised. How often do you get partnered up with a blond Arab who has 29 hot sisters? *starts fanning himself*
Quatre: Yes, we recieved this honourable badge back in Halloween but Harmony was too lazy to post it up until Valentine's Day. Anyhow, do click on the award if you wish to have your site evaluated by Nym.
Duo: Hey, how come they don't have YOUR picture for the insane site?
Quatre: I was too busy giving out candies to YOU on Halloween.
Duo: Oh.
Quatre: We recieved this award on Valentine's Day but Harmony was too lazy to put it up until Summer Vacation.
Duo: What are those things on your pajamas?
Quatre: I don't have to tell you. What's on your pajamas?
Duo: I don't have to tell you neither.
Quatre: So there.
Duo: There.
Quatre: Yeah.
Duo: I kinda liked being Piccolo...
Quatre: Quick! Did I do anything embarrassing recently?
Duo: (thinking of woody-haired creatures) Uh...no....
Duo: Who knew that Heero could play a musical instrument? Or, more importantly, me!
Wufei: I have no idea what I am doing there...
Duo: (closing his eyes) I'm not getting jealous, I'm not getting jealous...
Duo: Ain't that just fine?
Wufei: Maaaaaxwellllll!
Duo: What are you doing here, man? This is my page!
Wufei: I came to observe that nothing goes amiss.
Duo: *sigh* okay, since I can't get rid of you. I figured, since even WuFEI had his own page of fan-fiction rules, I wanted to make something too! So I made awards. As you can see, they're real cool-looking---
Wufei: *cough cough*
Duo: So go ahead and take one if you have a sense of humour, you don't have to go through a whole gruelling test harder than your final exams.
Quatre: What he is saying, is, he is afraid no one would want one, so that is why he is giving them away freely.
Duo: Hellooooo! Look at the title! Look at the title! Duo's page! DUO! Who's gonna be next, Relena?
Quatre: Shhhh! Don't say her name so loudly, or she might appear!
Duo: oh, right. (whispers) so if you want one, please do me a favour and link the award back to this awards page. I mean, I DO want to be known for something other than my good looks, you know?
Wufei: I think I am going to vomit.
Duo: (whispers) so welcome to my awards page.
Quatre: They seem a bit...odd. Are you sure awards are supposed to be look like that?
Duo: Well, sure, why not? If anyone can make one, I can make one!
Quatre: Well...okay. I do admit, it is better than wearing a pink shirt and purple vest.
Wufei: I think that picture flatters me very well. It is what I always look like.