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AN OLD-AGER RAN
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SAL MINEO
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GROW A PENIS
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MARIO VAN PEEBLES
A REMOVABLE PENIS
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Amoral anal aroma.
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Live for a war of evil.
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Sex of deified foxes.
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Tulsa departed; a cadet raped a slut.
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Pupil slip-up.
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Deep in a pan I peed.
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1. If the groups the Cars, the Doors and Styx formed a band, they'd be the Car Door Styx.
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2. Q. Why do golfers wear two condoms?
A. In case they get a hole in one.
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3. Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A. A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
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4. The K.K.K. are a bunch of sheetheads.
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5. Q. Why did the snowman unzip his fly?
A. The snowblower was coming.
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6. Q. Is wetting your bed a sign of mental illness?
A. Yes. Psychosis starts with a silent P.
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7. Q. Did you hear the joke about the jump rope and the vacuum cleaner?
A. Skip it. It sucks.
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8. Q. What coffee do they serve in mental hospitals?
A. Chock Full O' Nuts.
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9. Van Gogh gave himself a lobotomy to get rid of an aural fixation.
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10. Cocaine dealers can't help putting their business in other people's noses.
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11. Q. What do you think about the current nuclear buildup in India?
A. Armageddon sick of it.
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12. Q. Is diarrhea hereditary?
A. Yes, it runs in the jeans.
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13. Q. Why did the man want a job making candles?
A. He only had to work on the wick-ends.
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14. Q. What do you call a coffee shop with an orgy room in the back?
A. Sodom and Cremora.
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15. Q. What did Vanna White do in the bathroom?
A. She took a P and had a vowel movement.
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16. Q. Why do census takers have lousy sex lives?
A. They only come once every ten years.
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17. Q. What do you call an orgy in a car?
A. Four-on-the-floor, a lube job, wall-to-wall car-petting and 69 on the highway.
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18. Interviewer: What's the biggest problem with the world, ignorance or apathy?
Man-on-the-street: I don't know and I don't care.
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19. Q. What did the gay man say when he walked into the Chinese restaurant?
A. I want Cum of Sum Yung Gi.
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20. Q. What actor has V.D.?
A. Ephram Syphilis Jr.
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21. Q. What do former president Reagan and a cheap word processor have in common?
A. They have a semi-colon, but no memory.
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