Satyrn's Dark & Dusty
Corner of the Web
You have just entered a dark, dusty corner of the web where Satyrn hides....
Come learn the dark, sordid details of the life of that strange and compelling creature shown below and known by  all as Satyrn...
From Where in the World did this Satyrn Dude Issue???
Like an echo from the caves of Cacamora, I burst forth whilst Deadra wept cool tears...
Just kidding...
I was born in New York City on February 7, 1961.  When I was but a mere lad, my parents snatched my sister & I up from our comfortable roots in Great Neck, Long Island and dragged us to that sin city, fun-in-the-sun glamour capital of Miami Beach, Florida.
After my mom died, we tried but my dad and I really couldn't find a way to get along (nope... it wasn't the 'gay' thing... he died recently but we were finally able to get real close by working together before he did...) so I quit school (admittedly a stoopid move but I've never really regretted it... I earn a decent living selling industrial machine tools without it...) split Miami and spent my teenage years in the Chelsea section of Greenwich village (unfortunately, then it wasn't the hotter-than-hot Boystown it is today... more like a weirder-than-weird slum... whadda 'ya want?? I was only 17!)
When I hit my thirties I decided to check out Baghdad by the Bay... San Francisco, California. and ended up living there for four years.  I've never felt so at home in a place in all my life...
I miss it to this day.
Now I'm 37 (Oy!) and back in Miami.... but, on the whole, I'd still rather be in San Francisco!!
Satyrn's So-Boring-Why-Discuss-'EM Interests
Ok... ok... so you wanna know what I do for fun??
Not too much!!
Because I live on Miami Beach, and don't want to lose my citizenship, I rollerblade...
I don't do this by choice mind you but because, for some reason, it is a legal requirement here.
I'm neither real good nor real fast but I'm a very graceful faller... because, I suspect, I get so much practice at it!
My other favorite passtimes include doing hard crossword puzzles, shooting pool, partying in the hottest SoBe clubs, hanging out with my cuter-than-cute 2 year old niece Goldie, seeing offbeat movies, surfing the web, chatting in the irc undernet #bearcave, meeting new bear friends, reading  beat poetry  and prowling around seedy dive bars late at night.
The Requisite Links Section
Have you ever been to a website that didn't have one???  What makes you think I'd be any different??  These are my favorite links.... check back for more to be added weekly!!