A.J.'s TOP 10 BRILLIANT DOCK RENOVATION IDEAS
[10] "Let's build an amusement park!"
[9] Install a strobe light in the lighthouse, so everything looks cool and slow motion-like at night.
[8] "How about a combination dairy farm/video arcade!!"
[7] New, liberal fishing policy--If It's Bigger Than Robin, You Get To Keep It!
[6] Add tons of raspberry Jell-O mix to the harbor water (got that idea from The Joker on BATMAN).
[5] "50% more seagulls!!!"
[4] Have a Docks Renovation Gala every month until Brenda gets shot properly and draws some serious blood.
[3] "Spot a floating corpse, win a spaghetti dinner for the entire family!!!!"
[2] Replace deep, disturbing ship foghorns with cheerful, upbeat snippets from the FRIENDS theme song.
[1] "LESS OF THAT AWFUL FISHY SMELL!!!!! Or your money back!!"