TOP 10 APPLICANTS FOR V.'s OLD JOB
[10] RUBY: Would even make Jax a nice hearty meatloaf for lunch every Thursday.
[9] CARLY: Jax's penthouse has lots of big potted plants for her to stand behind.
[8] KATHERINE: She'd be more than happy to get away from that GRUELING workload over at Deception--sometimes she has upwards of one meeting a week!
[7] LIZZIE: Hmmm, maybe not--too many memories for poor Ingo.
[6] LAURA: Developed a great aptitude for answering phones while in Switzerland.
[5] ALEXIS: Helena told her, "Get this job, or I'll turn your vocal chords into Polly-O string cheese."
[4] EMILY: Temporarily at least, until Robin steals THIS storyline from her, too.
[3] BRENDA: Has impeccable filing skills....for fingernails, that is.
[2] SARAH: Be prepared, though, for melancholy reminiscing over how the phone rang the exact same way when Nikolas used to call her.
[1] GINA: So damn efficient and stealth-like, you won't even know she's there.