TOP 10 EXCERPTS FROM
ROBIN'S COURTROOM TESTIMONY
[10] "When Tony would lock the door behind me, he would NEVER slam it--he always eased it closed."
[9] "And not cheapo, store-brand aspirin, either--we're talking BAYER."
[8] "What do you mean, Was Dr. Jones cruel? It's not like he sang that "I Love You, Carly" song to me or anything."
[7] "On the second day he wheeled in a portable TV so I wouldn't miss a single episode of BLUES CLUES."
[6] "My contacts in Heaven even tell me that God still plans on allowing Tony in when his time comes."
[5] "And when I got feverish, he would tuck me in with the springtime-freshest blankets."
[4] "When it came time to feed me, he made the most wonderful grilled cheese sandwiches....and with those great Olestra potato chips, too..."
[3] "...Speaking of which, he was just about to allow me access to a bathroom when Jason found us."
[2] "He never ever used foul language when talking to the voices in his head."
[1] "He even offered me a free haircut."