TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD
AT THE DOCKS RENOVATION GALA
[10] "Uh-oh, is it starting to rain? Oh, never mind, it was just a shell casing falling from that rifle up there."
[9] "Brenda, the good news is you're going to live; The bad news is that was ketchup on your arm, and some got on your dress."
[8] "I frankly can't hear a thing Mr. Quartermaine is saying with that suspicious security guard up there constantly mumbling, "I'm gonna kill Jax, I'm gonna kill Jax..."
[7] "Here, AJ, let me lift you up onto my shoulders so you can see."
[6] "I hope the renovation includes moving that parking garage to more than 10 feet away...."
[5] "Hmmmmmmmm...."Mrs. Jasper Jacks"...."Hello, my name is Brenda Jacks"....."How nice to meet you, your Heiness, I am Brenda Jacks, Jax's wife"....Oh, look at the pretty shiny gun barrel up there...."
[4] "Two corn dogs....That's $5.50, Ms. Bell..."
[3] "How odd, several of these bodyguards showed up with seeing eye dogs."
[2] "Of course, the first step in modernizing the waterfront involves dredging up the Tin Man and any other associates of Mr. Corinthos down there in the harbor."
[1] "Settle down, Carly--He said we're going to have bigger and better DOCKS....with a D...."