TOP 10 GLARING, INEXCUSABLE OMISSIONS
FROM THE 35TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL
[10] REBECCA CHASE - The most cunning & wicked she-devil that P.C. ever saw! She seduced us then left us high & dry!
[9] MOUSE - The Chatterbox of the Catacombs! Frisco owes his life to this grubby gal!
[8] ROWDY - Robin's first love....*sigh*....Someday he will come back to save her!
[7] ANCIENT ONE - GH's unadulterated contribution to the time-honored tradition of cartoon-like Asian-American stereotypes.
[6] DUKE LAVERY #2 - As played by actor Gregory Beecroft, who totally made us forget Duke's groovy accent, twinkling eyes, suave mannerisms and Devane-melting charm and charisma. What a recast!
[5] MADAME MAIA - The closest thing GH ever had to Mrs. Doubtfire. "Helloooooooooo, Lucy!!!!"
[4] EDGE - The closest thing GH ever had to MTV rockjock Dan Cortese.
[3] MIRANDA - Then again, she deserves her own special....why lump her in with all the others?
[2] PAUL HORNSBY - Or was he one of the mannequins in Luke & Laura's Wyndham's fantasy sequence?
[1] MIKEY WEBBER - C'mon, it's been far too long since I've wanted to smack that kid. Must I rent Sylvester Stallone's "OVER THE TOP" again?