TOP 10 PORT CHARLES
VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS
(1998 edition)
[10] TO FELICIA......
You don't have to choose between us
Because either way we all lose,
So we believe that "menage a trois"
is the word the French use
......Think about it, Mac & James
[9] TO ASHLEY......
You're thin and you're skinny,
You're slim and you're slender,
But it boggles my bloody mind
How I'd prefer you over Brender
......Wondering what Guza is smoking, Jax
[8] TO ALEXIS......
Family gatekeepers in love,
That is who we are,
I'd like to give you a big warm hug,
But right now my arms don't reach that far
.......Love, Ned
[7] TO JASON......
I know I haven't told you how I feel
In I don't know how long,
But that is only because
I'm so busy telling you how you're wrong
......Love, Saint Robin
[6] TO LAURA......
Though the distance is far baby,
You still make my heart beat fast,
But if you don't come back soon, darling,
I'm gonna cry "RECAST!"
.......Loving you, patiently, Luke
[5] TO SARAH......
Leave,
Go away,
Don't back come,
Leave
......Serious I'm, Nikolas
[4] TO V......
You're the goddess of love,
As any sane man can see,
But since Jax won't pay you any mind,
You wanna come intern for ME?
.......Love, Bill Clinton
[3] TO LORRAINE......
As naughty bad girls go,
You're sexy and shrewd,
So let's get down and dirty,
No don't do it Tony DON'T DO IT! Why ME why did Carly want ME?!?! Why did she do this?!?!?!??!?!
......(rest of Valentine is incoherent mumbling)
[2] TO KATHERINE......
You're both blonde and look great in that dress,
But there ends any such comparison,
People say that with Laura I'm obsessed,
Hey didn't you TOO also marry Scott Baldwin?
.......Love, Stefan
[1] TO DARA.......
TPTB have finally made us Valentines, lady,
And this year they even made room for our card,
May our romance always
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