TOP 10 REASONS SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO IMPERSONATE MAC
[10] Ex-Police Commissioner still gets lots of free coffee and donuts.
[9] So your little niece Robin is acting up? HELLO, CORPORAL PUNISHMENT!!!
[8] When Kevin stops by for a crossover, someone has to be around to listen to him give a 5-minute recap about whatever he's been up to over on "Port Charles".
[7] That sexy, plucky V. always seems to be staring at your chest, admiring your exposed pecs.
[6] During hot summer months you can pretty much spend your days wearing no pants if working behind the bar at The Outback.
[5] Felicia prancing around in midriff-baring blouses during an upstate New York winter? WOW! Who wouldn't?!?!?
[4] Still a few tiny Coolness-By-Association-With-Robert fumes left to ride on the coat-tails of.
[3] Impersonating babysitter Betty was Jimmy's first choice, but oddly nobody seemed to have a photo of her.
[2] Ever since the "Australian Accent" requirement was lifted back in November 1995, scheming bad guys have practically been lining up at the door.
[1] Greg Brady wigs are just $17.95 at the costume shop.