TOP 10 THINGS PRESIDENT CLINTON
WOULD SAY IF HE VISITED PORT CHARLES
[10] "Luke, I understand you have a bit of political experience....What are you doing in the year 2000?"
[9] "Aww, c'mon Felicia, why settle for a couple of Big Macs when you can enjoy the Presidential Whopper?"
[8] "Hey, Dara & Justus kissed! Did you see that, they actually kissed!!"
[7] "Yes, Robin.....I know, Robin.....No, you are right, Robin.....Very true, Robin.....Yes, I could be handling that better, Robin...."
[6] "I really appreciate your organization's help in this sensitive matter, Jason. Now just to confirm, her name is Linda Tripp, and she lives at...."
[5] "That saucy Lizzie would make the BoUnCiEsT intern..."
[4] "Well ain't that peculiar.....Look at Helena go running scared in the other direction away from Hillary."
[3] "Sorry about ducking under the table like that, Alan...It's just that when you mentioned your wife's name....""
[2] "Hey Ruby, keep them chicken wings coming!"
[1] "Your proposition is very tempting, Miss Barrett, but I have this sneaky suspicion you're wearing a wire to trap me...AHA! You are!!...How could you?? Get out! GET OUT!!!!!!!!"