TOP 10 SIGNS THAT LAURA AIN'T
COMING BACK FOR A LONG, LONG TIME
[10] Luke just had his mail officially forwarded to "The worn-out spot on the docks" from which he spies on Spoon Island.
[9] Lucky has started to call Mike "Mom".
[8] Leslie just got a job as the quality control manager at the Army Knife factory.
[7] When Luke warns her about Helena, she replies, "Um, Helena WHO...?"
[6] Genie Francis has a standing appointment with the L.A. County Hospital delivery room every 10 months through October of 2003.
[5] Tony Geary seen popping his head into Wendy Riche's office to ask, "Can we at least bring back Laura TEMPLETON, or is she dead?"
[4] Laura has legally changed Lulu's name to "Heidi".
[3] Laura has insisted that she won't return until Blackie Parrish, Miranda Jameson, Decker Moss and Jake Meyer come back.
[2] As a favor, Jason just took over Sprint PCS--Luke now gets 1,000,000 free minutes a month on the cell phone.
[1] Guza has announced that Lulu's first line of dialogue will be, "No, Professor Murty, Georgie is lying--I did NOT steal the Philosophy exam!"