LUKE SPENCER'S TOP 10 PIECES
OF FATHERLY WISDOM
[10] "Son, there is a big difference between wanting someone dead and watching them die."
[9] "No lipstick."
[8] "Herb Alpert sets the mood every time, cowboy."
[7] "Breaking-and-entering is just a fancy-shmancy way of saying "Surprise visit"."
[6] "The moral of the Stefan/Katherine shooting is this: My gun sight is a bit off."
[5] "Remember, there is no "I" in mob."
[4] "No matter what anyone tells you, or how naked and buxom they are when they tell you....There is NO OIL under Port Charles."
[3] "Guns don't kill people....Bad head writers do."
[2] "Don't attempt to watch PENITENTIARY III without seeing PENITENTIARY II first--you'll be completely lost."
[1] "Elizabeth Webber: JUST DO IT."