CARLY'S TOP 10 TAUNTS
DURING HER FIGHT WTH TONY
[10] "You have no claim on this baby I'm carrying...Jason is the father!"
[9] "Jason is one of the FINEST hunks of man I have EVER seen...Damn, I used to light kitchen matches off of his butt!"
[8] "What was your first clue, Tony? The Visa charge listed as "Mercy Hospital - One (1) Phony Pre-Natal Sonogram"?"
[7] "That's right, Mister Neurosurgeon--NO SHOWER INBETWEEN!"
[6] "One time, in fact, you were even asleep in the bed while Jason and I had sex right next to you!"
[5] "Yeppers, while sweet Robin was holding Jason's hand, I was busy holding his....um....attention."
[4] "I even wrote down our PIN code on the back of the ATM card! I am PURE EVIL, baby!!"
[3] "I'm not saying you're dull in bed, but frankly I'd almost rather watch a Stefan/Kat scene...ALMOST."
[2] "...and THAT is why there is so much plaster dust on the pool table at Jake's."
[1] "Last but not least, the real kicker is....Lorraine is Bobbie's long-lost daughter!"