TOP 10 THINGS PORT CHARLES
CITIZENS ARE THANKFUL FOR
THIS THANKSGIVING
[10] EZ-Twist prescription bottle caps.
[9] Liberal couch return policies at furniture stores.
[8] That Tommy Jr. has formed such a close bond with his cousins Sarah and Emily.
[7] That bizarre incident where Tony and Bobbie collided in the hospital hallway and both their brains fell out.
[6] The superior traction one gets on the Quartermaine mansion roof shingles.
[5] The soft, comfortable brushed-cotton interior of laundry carts.
[4] Meow meow meow meow meow-meow meeeeeow. (TRANSLATION: That Sarah's angel wings make for such a terrific scratching post when she's not looking.)
[3] The immeasurable value of a top-quality, uninterrupted college education at some of the world's most prestigious universities.
[2] Not having to live in the cursed Outback apartment, whose tenants either die, leave town, get shoved onto a new spinoff, or are sacrificed upon the J&B altar.
[1] Short flights of stairs at Wyndemere.