TOP 10 THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH
ALAN'S HEAD WHILE POPPING PILLS
[10] "Well I'll be darned, these make my mouth as minty as a pack of Mentos!"
[9] "ANDY VINING????????? Man oh man, I MUST be on dope!"
[8] "If the drugs don't kill me, the whiplash from kicking them back should get me a nice neck brace at least."
[7] "What was I thinking?! I should have nailed naughty Bobbie like Bob Villa with a 2x4 when I had the chance..."
[6] "Step aside, Amber and Vanessa.....Let Big Daddy Damon here show you how a REAL drug addiction storyline is done..."
[5] "My supply is running low again....Hmmmm, if I shopped at the Price Club, I could probably get a 20-lb. drum of these for about $39.95....."
[4] "Uh-oh, I think those pranksters in the props department filled this bottle with laxatives again...."
[3] "This stuff really works! None of my three hands hurt at ALL!"
[2] "Argh, when I think about how that sinister Pierce Dorman got me started on....on....on....Wow, I never noticed how stripey the wallpaper in here is....Yikes, a dragon!....Be gone, beast!"
[1] "Hell, who needs NUPRIN and their "Little Yellow Different Better"? I have "Tiny White Prescription & Stoned Silly"!