TOP 10 SIGNS THAT WENDY RICHE IS NUTS
[10] Is slowly beginning to think that the solution to the Sonny/Brenda/Jax triangle is to put the two GUYS together.
[9] To keep storylines confidential, has scripts typed up entirely in Pig Latin.
[8] Vehemently demands that she gets a 60% cut of all tips left at Kelly's Diner.
[7] Is convinced that so-called "Internet fans" are no more than a few dozen people communicating on CB radios.
[6] Been known to have loud, closed-door, knock-down drag-out fights over storylines....with HERSELF.
[5] Whenever she's late for work, blames it on "really bad traffic near Pine Valley."
[4] Keeps getting Wally Kurth confused with Jackie Zeman.
[3] Likes to claim the national hamburger chain is named after her, always referring to "Papa Dave".
[2] Very close to signing a deal to market a line of Ice Princess Statue sex toys.
[1] Always inviting young male interns to come into her office to "play with Gatsby".