TOP 10 ITEMS LIZZIE PLANTED ON
SARAH TO MAKE HER LOOK BAD
(10) The stolen English test.
(9) A box of ENDURO-brand reusable glow-in-the-dark ribbed condoms (size XXL).
(8) A Vanilla Ice CD.
(7) The latest issue of TEEN BEAT Magazine, with an article on SAVED BY THE BELL's "Screech" dog-eared.
(6) Two torn ticket stubs from the Waterfront Pussycat Theater midnight showing of "Arianna Does The Asian Quarter".
(5) Leslie Horan's resume.
(4) A half-dozen joints rolled with Gatsby's primo catnip stash.
(3) A tattoo parlor receipt for "Two frisky bulldogs...one on each butt cheek".
(2) A Robin Scorpio dart board.
(1) An empty bottle of vodka (Carly was bored, bumped into Lizzie at Kelly's).