FELICIA'S TOP 10 POSSIBLE
WEDDING ESCORTS
(10) Derek, the frisky firefighter.
(9) Colin, the polite PTA pal.
(8) Steve, the sicko stalker.
(7) Jim Fox, the personable podiatrist.
(6) Chief Big Lightning, the angry Native American who is in town to reclaim his ancient burial ground artifact
from Maxie.
(5) Stuart, the psycho stalker.
(4) Bobbie's cleavage.
(3) Justus, the underused attorney, as a catalyst for a steamy new poly-racial SIDAR that will turn Port
Charles upside-down.
(2) Stanley, the sinister stalker.
(1) A visiting Frisco...if only so she can frolic with him in the rain-drenched brownstone backyard and get
knocked-up again.