SONNY'S TOP 10 TIPS FOR JASON
ON RUNNING A MOB EMPIRE
(10) Luigi the Barber in NYC's Little Italy, YES.....Peggy at SuperCuts in the P.C. Mall, NO.
(9) Background "extras" to play bodyguards bill $337 a day; keep Wendy's overhead down by going solo on
deadly adventures as often as possible.
(8) During free moments, stash away lots of crowbars along the docks...just in case.
(7) No drugs, no violence, no hookers--We make money the old fashioned way, through Informercial king
DON LAPRE's MAKING MONEY PACKAGE, creating one tiny ad and placing it in the classified sections
of thousands of newspapers!
(6) Leather jackets are appropriate....if you're the leader of The Falcons gang on "HAPPY DAYS".
(5) If you ever have to kill someone, make sure it's during one of those thrilling
rolling-around-struggling-for-a-gun scenarios (much more humane).
(4) Michael Corleone had a mansion, Tony Montana had a mansion...never be intimidated, the penthouse is
just dandy. And cool secret rooms, too!
(3) Supermodel girlfriends are meant to be SEEN, not HEARD.
(2) $500 a month from Ruby, or we tell the cops how Simone's mysterious disappearance relates to her
secrect recipe for beef stew.
(1) No shirt, no shoes--no silencer.