BRENDA'S TOP 10 THOUGHTS WHILE
STANDING AROUND WATCHING JAX,
V AND SONNY RESCUE HER BUTT
(10) "...Wow, look at V kickbox that guard over and over...that must scuff her shoes something awful..."
(9) "...I mean I'm glad to see Jax and all, but that luau-type shirt of his is u-g-l-y..."
(8) "...I wish I were back at the hotel right now....Actually, no, cause Robin might call....I'll settle for bullets
whizzing by my head..."
(7) "...I'll try to stand still so the viewers don't get dizzy while fast-forwarding through this scene..."
(6) "...How odd that Tyler screamed out the name "Sarah" during sex last night..."
(5) "...Hmmmm, if my renegotiation of Dara's contract goes as planned, L&B should realize an 8.685%
increase in profits over the course of 3 years, if invested in a moderate-yield mutual fund..."
(4) "...If I had my blonde wig disguise right now, I could slip out of the room undetected..."
(3) "...So Senor Rivera was behind this, huh...Now I feel really dopey about the Damian Smith theory I've
been posting on the Internet..."
(2) "...I really wish Maurice would stop yelling "I'm one step closer to freedom, suckers" after the taping of
each scene..."
(1) "...Cool..."