TOP 10 OTHER PEOPLE
EMILY & SARAH SAW IN THE MALL
(10) NED & FRISCO belting out "Make Me Believe It" on a karaoke machine inSharper Image.
(9) KATHERINE, standing with her cane by the wheelchair-accessible elevator, mercilessly teasing people
with handicaps, shouting, "Suckers! Bet you wish YOU could miraculously recover from spinal cord injuries!
Kiss my crystal tree!!"
(8) JAX at Eddie Bauer, trying to return the inflatable "love raft" he bought for Brenda, arguing with the
salesperson about some "stains".
(7) TROOPER V, keeping her eye on Jax while secretly enjoying the various sensations of a leather massaging
chair at Brookstone.
(6) CARLY, at Victoria's Secret, browsing through some bras, wondering "What the blazes ARE these
things?"
(5) A.J. walking out of the cineplex theater showing "Batman & Robin", muttering to himself, "People had no
problem with recasting Batman...they adored Val Kilmer...they love George Clooney, even though he has
black hair...sure, with Batman it's okay...I just don't get it..."
(4) TAGGERT & GARCIA, perpetuating the stereotype of cops who sit around drinking coffee, sitting
around Starbuck's drinking coffee.
(3) ROBIN, at Waldenbooks, desperately trying to hand out autographed copies of her clearance-priced diary
from two years ago.
(2) BRENDA, at Tower Records, slapping her forehead and exclaiming, "Oh damn, I produce records, don't
I?!?!?
(1) MAC rifling through the mall security's Lost & Found bin, looking for his Australian accent, but only
finding Simone & Tommy Jr.