TOP 10 CLUES THAT YOUR WIFE
IS SECRETLY STRIPPING
10. She treats you to dinner at the finest restaurant in town -- then proceeds to pay the check with 114 $1 bills.
9. Press 3 on her cell phone speed dial, get a bail bondsman.
8. The things she does to a street lamp post when you're out for a walk are positively embarrassing.
7. Whenver you ride the bus together, all too often she "accidentally" chooses to sit in a strange man's lap.
6. Way too many J. Giels Band and Aerosmith CDs start showing up in your music collection.
5. Her afternoon "sewing circle" consists of friends named Bambi, Maxi Mounds, LeXXXus and Plenty Uptopps.
4. She is solicting bids from area plastic surgeons.
3. She earns frequent flyer miles at the bikini waxer.
2. Goodbye Ann Taylor; hello, Frederick's Of hollywood!
1. Howard Stern just booked her.