STAVROS' TOP 10 PICK-UP LINES
(AND NOT A SINGLE AUSTIN POWERS JOKE!)
10. "What's an ice guy like me doing doing in an above-freezing place like this?"
9. "Forgive me for being melancholy... but your daiquiri, from a certain angle, is the spitting image of my late father."
8. "Oooh, a woman who chews her ice cubes. I...don't... like that, actually. See ya!"
7. "Baby, you're so hot you could thaw a man who's been frozen for 18 years. No, seriously."
6. "May I buy you a half-priced drink using my senior citizen I.D.?"
5. "What's my sign? Until recently, it was 'Skate At Own Risk.'"
4. "Honey, you wouldn't believe the things I can do with ice cubes..."
3. "If you're liking this whole 1980s revival fad, boy have I got a surprise for YOU."
2. "Careful now. I'm like a Slurpee: Enjoy me too quickly and you'll get a headache."
1. "The Iceman Cometh - You've seen the Broadway play, now ride the ride."