TOP 10 REMAINING RUMORS TO BE
SPREAD ABOUT NEW EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
JILL FARREN PHELPS
10. First order of business: Maxie inherits Bobbie's wardrobe.
9. A few cast changes: Kale Browne as Leticia, Jensen Buchanan as Lulu, Ellen Wheeler as Ruby (who is actually alive), Tim Gibbs as Sean Donnely and Stephen Schnetzer as Blackie Parrish.
8. Bobbie Eakes from "The Bold & The Beautiful" rumored to play no fewer than 11 new characters, including an alcoholic ex-astronaut, a bisexual barback at the PC Grille, and Lois Cerullo's twin sister, Keeshawn.
7. Any babies born in Port Charles in the past five years will be retroactively miscarried.
6. Luke, the local reformed rapist, to get a scar on his right cheek after being hit in the face with a lead pipe.
5. Something or another about the hospital... I don't know, I couldn't hear -- the music montage sound was too loud.
4. Has volunteered the cast to do another manual recount of the Florida votes. (Finally, after three weeks, I work in an election joke.)
3. Robin Strasser... will stay on "Passions."
2. Actors wishing to meet with her must work around her schedule of kicking puppies, pulling the wings off of flies and opening milk cartons from the illegal side.
1. Not willing to put up with Anna Lee's smug "I once acted with Julie Andrews" attitude for even a minute, JFP will require 50 push-ups from every castmember before taping. Or else you're OUT!