TOP 10 THINGS HELENA IS
THINKING DURING HER COMA
10. “Stefan, when I am better, I will kill you.”
9. “Laura, when I am better, I will kill you.”
8. “Faison, when I am better, I will kill you.”
7. “Katherine, when I am better, I will kill you.”
6. “That blonde nurse who brings me that awful creamed banana stuff each day, when I am better, I will kill you.”
5. “Did that orderly mean it when he said I look like one of the evil, bubble-headed aliens from the pilot episode of STAR TREK?”
4. “Now how would Elizabeth Taylor play this scene...”
3. “I wonder, did the security guard that Laura telephoned ever arrive?”
2. “Nikolas is showing compassion towards me. Indeed, by the time I am better, he will be a different person.”
1. “Damnit, who the fuck left the TV turned on to PASSIONS??? HELP!!”