TOP 10 PRODUCTS/SERVICES FAISON COULD DO ADS FOR
10. Duracell: "You DEAD, battery!"
9. Tie-dyed clothing: "You DEADHEAD, hippie!"
8. The latest Idle Rich album: "You NED, Eddie!"
7. McDonald's: "You FED, with Big Mac and fries, just $1.99!"
6. L'Oreal Hair Color: "You RED, lady!"
5. CITIZEN KANE home video: "You SLED, Rosebud!"
4. Rental trucks: "You HAUL, prospective mover!"
3. Pet grooming supplies: "You SHED, doggie!"
2. Brendan Fraser's new movie: "You UNDEAD, mummy!"
1. SOUTH PARK: "You DEAD, Kenny!"