TOP 10 THINGS ON LAURA'S RESUME
10. NAME: Laura Vining Webber Baldwin Spencer (Cassadine penciled in, then crossed out)
9.ADDRESS: 1472 Charles Street (but you can usually track me down in the big creepy house on the spooky island... don't mind the guards, they're buffoons)
8. OBJECTIVE: To seek gainful employment, but nothing that requires working more than two days a week.
7. EXPERIENCE: 1979 to 1980 - Waited tables at the campus disco. Oh, and broke up an international mob syndicate.
6. EXPERIENCE: 1981 - Worked as receptionist at ELQ Enterprises (not quite sure what kind of business it is). Took dictation, coordinated meetings, and stopped a crazed megalomaniac from freezing the world with a weather machine.
5. EXPERIENCE: 1981 to 1982 - Spokesmodel for "Miss Star Eyes" cosmetics... until I was kidnapped by the Cassadine family for two years (no work records available).
4.EDUCATION: Attended some high school in the 1970s (before that little "black book" interruption). Attended extremely-part-time college in the 1990s (I thought it would be trendy to pursue a social work degree).
3.SPECIAL HONORS: I was "Miss Star Eyes," damnit!
2. SKILLS: Crying, weeping, bawling and sobbing. And I type 85 wpm.
1. INTERESTS: Goth clothing, infidelity, and STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.