TOP 10 REASONS THE BABY MICHAEL STORYLINE IS SO DAMN ENTERTAINING
10. Now stay-at-home moms with real bawling babies three feet away from the TV can have Michael crying along too! Stereo blubbering!.
9. The hallmark of Gloria Monty's top-rated GH was child custody storylines. Or was it spine-tingling action/adventure? I get the two confused sometimes.
8. It is, after all, a fine use of Maurice Benard's talents.
7. To think that it really got rolling all with the departure of a wee gal named Robin.
6. It's amusing trying to imagine Carly and this AJ ever having tawdry, hot, torrid, mindless sex in the first place.
5. It's just wetting our appetites for the upcoming Baby Lucas child custody storyline, just in time for May sweeps!
4. It's just a matter of time until Jason and Carly decide they don't really give a hoot about this, and give in to the carnal pleasures of acrobatic, sweaty sex.
3. I'll be darned if Leticia doesn't steal every scene.
2. 75% more incessant, repetitive bickering Quartermaine scenes? Cool, sign me up!
1. Wook at the wittle baby with the wed hair! How CUTE!