ROBIN'S TOP 10 EXAMPLES OF "TALKING DIRTY"
[10] "Take me, Jason....take me NOW....just as soon as we watch this educational 15-minute video I picked up from the clinic."
[9] "Is it hot in here, or is it just the occasional mild fever I feel as a result of my protocol pills?"
[8] "Anybody else in the mood for a Robin, Jason and spermicidal jelly sandwich?"
[7] "These skimpy panties of mine are almost nonexistent....just like my viral load."
[6] "Mmmmmm, baby, you make the H in HIV stand for Horny!"
[5] "Penetration with passion--that's MY motto, stud."
[4] "Remember....just before you climax, quickly refer to page 14 of the pamphlet I left on the nightstand."
[3] "I want your safe sex."
[2] "Is the thought of our hot love fluids separated by the sheer, sterilized latex rubber sheath of an Enduro brand condom turning you on as much as me???"
[1] "Not tonight, honey--I'm exhausted from unpacking all that stuff from my purse."
*** I APOLGIZE IF ANY OF YOU FIND THIS IN POOR TASTE....IT'S JUST THAT AFTER HALFPINT SAID "SPERMICIDE" 8 TIMES WITHIN THE COURSE OF 5 MINUTES THE OTHER DAY, YOU JUST KNEW THIS LIST WAS COMING.....***