TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD BACKSTAGE
AT THE 1998 DAYTIME EMMYS
[10] "Maybe it's just as well Tyler & Vanessa didn't win....I heard they were planning on using the trophy in their foreplay."
[9] "Calm down, Shuki--they won't ALWAYS be that big!"
[8] "Stephen, you're wearing black. How.....unusual."
[7] "When Jonathan mentioned God in his acceptance speech, he was referring to Guza, right?"
[6] "How did AMC win best show without a stolen English test storyline?!?!?"
[5] "Man, I swear Kimberly has been talking to Big Bird for at least 45 minutes!"
[4] "The portrait didn't win anything?"
[3] "Last I saw Geary, he was rigging a booby-trap in the stairwell leading down to the judges' parking spaces."
[2] "Hey, did you see the SEINFELD finale last night?"
[1] "Rebecca, my name is Matt, and in a little MM'ys ceremony held last night, I voted you Outstandingly Bouncy Actress..."