TOP 10 MATCH-UPS WE'D
LIKE TO SEE ON "JERRY SPRINGER"
[10] Emily vs. Robin in "The Itty Bitty Bitch Stole My Storyline With Nikolas & Now She's Gonna Pay!"
[9] Robin vs. Carly in "The Blonde Bimbo Who Boffed My Boyfriend Is In For A World Of Hurt!" (show later postponed after Robin forgives Carly and forms a truce)
[8] Alexis vs. Helena in "Dad's She-Devil Wife Is Ruining My Life!"
[7] Sarah vs. Robin in "I'm Gonna Kick The Ass Of The Simpering Saint Who Took My Beefcake!!"
[6] Jason vs. Tony & Edward in "I'm Gonna Kill Those Krazy Kidnappers! Or Have Someone Do It For Me!"
[5] Katherine vs. Laura in "That Freakin' Portrait Is A Pain In My Bovine Butt!"
[4] Venus vs. Brenda in "Hey Supermodel, Meet My Super Fist!"
[3] Alan vs. his prescription bottle in "Damn Those Child-Proof Lids#&@!*#&^!@*&"
[2] Lizzie vs. Mr. Murty in "I'm Gonna Chop That Creep's **** Off, Even Though He Is An Obvious Red Herring!"
[1] Gatsby Hardy vs. Muffin Vining in "Hey, You Want A Catfight, I'll Give You A Catfight!"