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All about Me
Don't take this page too serious, but here goes. I am Johnnie Lacy,
you may Email me at [email protected]
I have worked with web pages since 1995. Most of all it has been fun and
one of the best
past time things I have ever had. These pages has made me new friends,
helped me meet people, some of the best folks on this big earth,
Now that is hard to beat.
I have lived in
Acworth, a small north Jawjuh town most of my life.
If I have a born talent, it is Painting cars. I have liked cars all my
life. Working on them and making them look good lead to painting them.
So for the past 35 years thats the kind of work I have done, and enjoyed
it all the way.
I like building Web Pages, I do it all by hand without the aid of html editors.
I designed this page as well all my pages and I am the webmaster for
Appalachian Quilts
My Wife Home page.
Links to all my pages are at the bottom of this page.
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I'm Someone That...
...other folks point at and exclaim, "Stay away from him, he'a weirder
than a five legged hog."
...is not allowed to own a gun due to "SAFETY REASONS".
...goes hunting, then after a kill, giggles insanely on the walk back to
the truck.
...wishes werewolves were real just so I could "Hunt'em, Kill'em
Skin'em".
...has used the "O" on a stop sign for a target.
...has been visited more than once by the neighborhood decoration
committee simply because I'm the only one whose christmas lights read,
"BITE MY BUTT".
...it doesn't bother when I walk through a barn barefooted.
...have redneck etiquette
I DON"T
have nothing whatsoever to do with no man wearing an earing
wear sunglasses inside during the day
wear a pinkie ring
watch the Donahue Show
get too close to any man who comes from anywhere north of Nashville
even own a tie
forget my mama's or daddy's birthday
eat no meat that ain't fried
loan my gun,wife or knife to anyone!
I do
say "yes m'am" and "no m'am" or Sir to my mama and daddy
get up before daylight even if I have nowhere to go or nothing to do
give all children nicknames
teach my dog to follow wherever I go and to wait for me outside
pool halls and gas stations
know the diff between a possum and a coon
practice the art of crushing beer cans with one hand
refuse to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit
was snubbed for best picture
have a poster of Evil Knievel next to my computer
think I"m a redneck
Places
Ålesund
If I could go siteseeing anywhere I wanted to, I'd go here.
Georgia Lived here all me life
Cherokee
County. My folks came from here
Kudzu This well tell you
a lot about the south. I save my 50 Ford from a Kudzu patch.
Favorites
MY favorite cartoon charater has to be
Wile E. Coyote
My favorite President is Harry S.
Truman. My favorite Rock 'n' Roll star is Jerry Lee
Lewis. My favorite Movie Star is Clint Eastwood. My all time favorite radio and TV program is
from the 50's, and is
The Lone Ranger. If I could take a trip it would be to Las
Vegas. I like hiking in the
back country
and my favorite place to hike is on The Appalachian Trail, but I've only been on
the Georgia
part of the Trail. My favorite sport is building and
shooting muzzleloading
rifles.
History of the Rednecks
Nobody knows exactly where they came from or who the first one was.
Long before the first cherry-bomb muffler was installed, or the first
pop-top bracelet created, Rednecks roamed the earth. Maybe they
descended from a caveman who liked to scratch a lot while admiring the
kill of the day. Regardless of their roots, today they not only survive,
they flourish.
Check out my redneck etiquette Page.
More Redneck stuff
Quinn Griffin Home PageGood O' Boy from Tyrone, Ga.
To see them You might be a redneck if jokes you can visit the
Jeff Foxworthly
Page.
Nice folks
Email me
Johnnie
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Created July 26, 1997
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