Sure-Fire Business Plan


So you wanna be a millionaire, no wait, a billionaire. Not only that, but you HATE Regis Philbin. Sounds like you have a problem! But never fear, you are in luck. By following this clear, concise plan, you will become an extremely successful entrepreneur within no time at all. (For those of you who do not love get-rich-quick schemes with little chance of success, please leave. Thank You, -Webmaster)


Sure-Fire Business Plan:

  1. Invent Something

    1. Find Some Geniuses

      1. Look for Intelligent-Sounding Names in:

        1. Victoria, BC phone book
        2. IBM Research Lay-Off Roster
        3. "Nanotechnology Today" Subscriber List

      2. Send Friends to Look in:

        1. Some Big Libraries
        2. UBC Dorms
        3. McDonalds

    2. Hire Them to Design and Build It

      1. Take Out a Loan
      2. Wave Cash Under Their Noses
      3. Rent a Big House with a Lab in the Back

  2. Market It Big Time

    1. Run Lots of TV Ads
    2. Open a Web Site
    3. Rake in the Green
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