| Who made this website? Serial Clone. Is there a purpose to Serial Clone's website? No. Are those really Clone's pictures? Yes. How old is Clone? 22. Does Clone have a job? No. Does Clone have a steady girlfriend? No. Does Clone like people who use phrases such as "Don't hate," or "Shut yo' bitch ass up,"? No. What did Clone do in high school? Nothing. Does Clone do any constructive activities? No. Does Clone ask for people's permission to put their pictures on his website? No. Does Clone think people with tounge piercings are fags? Yes. Does Clone have a flock of women who would go as far as eating horse shit for a date with him? No. Is Clone homophobic? No. What is Clone's main source of transportation? His mom's car. Where did Clone get his name from? A song by Die Form. What are some other bands that Clone likes? Skinny Puppy, :wumpscut:, E Craft, Hocico, Fatal Blast Whip. What is Clone's definition of latin loving? Anal sex in the bathroom at Flash Taco. What is Clone's favorite show? The Simpsons. How many of Clone's ex girlfriends have put restraining orders on him? A lot. Does Clone think he's cool? No. Does Clone watch novelas? Fuck yeah. What word does Clone think sounds the funniest? Seattle. Does Clone yell "Boogadaboogadaboogada" at pretty girls while driving past them? Yes. What/who are Clone's enemies? Teeny boppers, flourecent lights, e tards, mirrors, and white people...just kidding. "Hey Clone, can you hook me up with your friend Angelica?" No. What are three things Clone will never do? Become a Norte�o, pay for internet porn, wash his clothes. What is Clone's ethnicity? Who cares. Does Clone want to have sex with Thalia? Yes. Was Clone ever the drummer for the Sex Gang Children but kicked out due to poor hygiene? No. Is this entire website just an effort by Clone to prove he's not gay? Yes. What does Clone want from you? Sign the guestbook so Clone feels cyber popular. Does Clone update his website often? Yes. Describe Clone in one word? Asshole. |
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