| The following statements about Serial Clone are either true, partially true or total bullshit. You decide which. Clone lives in a monastery. Clone's right eye isn't the same size as the left one. Clone doesn't take money out of the collection plate at church and spend it on Ben & Jerry's. Clone stabbed his mother to death. Clone is an abusive alcoholic. Clone died and came back from the dead. Clone is married. Clone is a wife beater. Clone is below the legal drinking age. Clone feels sorry for all youth that have been victims of gang violence. Clone is not human. Clone and his friends sacrifice animals in the forest. Clone can say, "eat my fuck" in spanish. Clone is an alter boy. Clone is a maniac on the dance floor. Clone has a crush on the girl at the drive thru window at McDonald's. Clone eats children. Clone has nearly 400 CDs. Clone keeps dingos as pets. Clone has sex with dingos. Clone starred in a porno movie. Clone starred in several Disney films. Clone's website sucks because he wears combat boots. Clone helped Luis Guiterrez protest the bomb testing in Vieques, Puerto Rico. Clone watches Sabado Gigante naked. Clone is the leader of an underground cult known as the Satanic Gothic Suicide Witches Of Hell. Clone gave birth to someone's grandmother. Clone listens to buttmetal. Clone adds on an extra three inches when describing the size of his penis. Clone is a real no-talent moron. Clone was voted sexiest man in Chicago. Clone's real name is Jose Soto Jaime Fransisco Juan Carlos Maldonado DelaCruz. Clone takes ideas from other websites and uses them on his own. Clone has to put Elton John CDs over his industrial CDs because his mom won't let him be a rivet. Clone likes Welsh music. When you say Serial Clone five times in front of a mirror, he appears with his clique of cyber friends and squeezes the boobs of all your female family members. |
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