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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Quotes
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Angle to Giles-" I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean the last time I tortured someone they didn't even have chain saws."
Becoming Part 2
Buffy-" Vampires are creeps. "
Giles- "Yes, that's why one slays them."
Ted
Buffy- "I invited you into my home. And then you attacked my family."
Angel- "Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends and their friend's children. For a hundred years I offered an ugly death to everyone I met. And I did it with a song in my heart."
Angel
Angel- "What? "
Xander- "You were checking out my neck! I saw that."
Angel- "No, I wasn't."
Xander- "Just keep your distance, pal."
Angel- "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander- "I told you to eat before we left."
Prophecy Girl
Spike- "No more of this 'I've got a soul' crap? "
Angel- "What can I say? I was going through a phase."
Innocence
Buffy-"People, listen to me. This is not the mother ship, okay? This is ugly death come to play."
Lie to Me
Spike - "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends, they don't have a rock this big!"
Becoming 1
Willy- "I'm living right, Angel."
Angel- "Sure you are, Willy. And I'm taking up sunbathing."
What's My Line Part 1
Giles- "Let's not jump to any conclusions."
Buffy- "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.".
Phases
Joyce- "Have we met?"
Spike- "You hit me with an axe, er (Holds up an imaginary axe) "get the hell away from my daughter"."
Becoming 2
Angel- "Dear Buffy. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards."
Spike- "Why don't you rip her lungs out. That might make an impression."
Angel- "It lacks poetry"
Spike- "It doesn't have to. What rhymes with 'lungs'?"
Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
Spike to Angel -"You have your way with him (Giles), you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet."
Becoming Part 2
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