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Big Ugly- "When I kill her (Buffy), it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know, I was there."
Spike- "You were there? Oh, please. If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock."
Big Ugly- "I ought to rip your throat out.
Spike- "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. Fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hands move."
School Hard
Spike -"A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure."
School Hard
Xander: "Can I have you?"
Buffy: "..."
Xander: "Uh...can I help you?"
Welcome to Hellmouth/The Harvest
Cordelia: "Willow, nice dress. Glad to know you've seen the softer side of
Sears."
Welcome to Hellmouth/The Harvest
Xander: "I kind of had a problem with the math."
Willow: "Which part?"
Xander: "The math."
Welcome to Hellmouth/The Harvest
Buffy: "Who are you?"
Angel: "Let's just say I'm a friend."
Buffy: "Well, maybe I don't want a friend!"
Angel: "I didn't say I was yours."
The Harvest
Willow: "I thought Xander was gonna' show up."
Buffy: "Oh, are you guys going out?"
Willow: "No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."
Buffy: "How come?"
Willow: "He stole my Barbie."
Buffy: "..."
Willow: "Oh, we were 5."
Buffy: "Oh."
Willow: "I don't actually date a whole lot...lately."
Buffy: "Why not?"
Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or
witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go
away."
Buffy: "It's not that bad."
Willow: "It is. I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk."
Buffy: "You really haven't been dating lately."
The Harvest
Spike - "It's paradise! Big windows and lovely gardens. They'll be perfect for when we want the sunlight to kill us!."
I Only Have Eyes For You
Willow: "It sure is dark."
Thomas: "It's night."
Willow: "Well, that's a dark time, night...traditionally."
The Harvest
Xander: "Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!" Today it's, "rain of toads."
The Harvest
Willow: "Oh, I--I need to sit down."
Buffy: "You are sitting down."
Willow: "Oh, good for me."
The Harvest
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