Aug 5th
Here's a few of the inside jokes I have with some of my friends. Yes this very long list is only a few of the inside jokes, there is no way to remember or list all of them. Most of these jokes are between Jeff and me. We are the reigning Inside joke Kings. Anyways this list has build up over the years, and to my knowledge is the only existing list of all these jokes. So don't think I don't have a life, and I sit down and type this up just for fun. Oh wait! I don't have a life. ;) Anyways enjoy the confusion.

Here we go...

• Look at all the people here to see Gina!
• Where's my zipper! (Shelly, your page reminded me of that.)
• Where's the beat?
• Click, Click, Bamm, Bamm
• They're just worms!
• I want to be a Guider.
• I shot the Sheriff
• Is it Safe?
• Creighton Need Long Vacation.
• Thank God is Gone.
• Eleven
• They had Stairs!
• Go AWAY!
• Chance told me the door was locked!
• Sloane I don't care it you get sick, the rest of us are gonna be hot!
• Pick Pockets!
• Gypsies! Gypsies!
• Ahhh! (Eating Ice Cream noise)
• Jamie Harper
• Robertson's Family Railroad (Where everybody knows your name)
• Hello?!
• Yeh
• What rhymes with Stein? Spine. What rhymes with Rapphun? Sailor Moon?
• Eleanor Rigby (sits in the church dododo dododo dododo...)
• In a Octopus's garden... IN THE SHADE!
• You will be!
• Hum num num num
• Imhotep
• Make Love Cookies
• Fisherman Friends
• The Dead Fisherman and The Log Monster
• Go away Sloane, I'm talking!
• Go eat some grapes!
• Were not gonna make it! No were not gonna make it!
• Hey Hey, Were the Martins!
• I believe you didn't do anything, DID YOU?!
• Loser Horse!
• Bean Pot
• Sweet Jesus, going to Prom in the Bently!
• Shananay! (Fuqua, and Don King)
• I love ya like a Village Idiot!
• I'm going to Prom with Muffin!
• Fie on everyone!
• Nowhere Man
• Ebneezer Backyard (Spelling??)
• Monkeys!?!
• Wake Up! Wake Up! The Bently is on fire!
• Regina? Yes? No, no, I'm not her.
• Have you ever when believing yourself to be completely awake had a vision, or impression....
• Mr. Robot
• Mr. Roboto
• Passion Fruit!
• Mexican Waltzes (I don't know how to spell them, I like this spelling though)
• Be a Jazz Band Caddy!
• Mr. Windsor, that sounds like a dog's name.
• I'm a big eater.
• Windsor Castle
• "This says have a nice day, now go!"
• Card Nazi
• Barf mouth, no kissing boys!
• Let's learn kids!
• Black socks!
• The Big "X"
• You look like Boy George!
• Davie, Davie Crockett...
• Daniel Boone was a man, a big old man... (cold mouth)
• Jen Ten Hut! BaHooooo!
• Corruption Talk
• Kristy? Kristy? Are you there? I guess you're not. Bye.
• I, I, I sorry Mr. Mid-State judge....
• Jenny Hun
• CD Nazi
• Grandma Coffee
• The Ladies Man (there are too many jokes that go with that one)
• Is the Mountain Lion still there?
• Whose that playing back there?
• Gettin' Sum
• Hey Mr. K
• Sparkles, and Fairy Dust
• My Boyfriend has fairy feet
• Duck-Geese!
• I wish I was a cheese dumpling so all the weasels could eat me.
• ESP
• Muffin (Too many meanings)
• Jesus Wheels
• The Long Way
• The Long Way is the way of the Long People
• DENIED!!
• If you don't Jen Hyatt, I'll pull your hair!
• Do they have a dress code in Europe?
• The Underworld book
• My lost golf ball
• Lake Weed
• The electronic geese
• The nasty octopus water
• You look like a jester dancing!
• The Larbaron
• I can't, I can't, I can't say it..... Shit Strap!
• The fellowship of the Long
• The Land of Itty Bitty (And of course the birthday bandit, and baby cousin Paige)
• (And of Course) Neally Fun!
• And so many more...