| Apple Sauce Lyrics/Vocals: Steve Guitar: Justin Keyboards: Steve Made: Steve had "writers block" before we made this. I just old him to bitch about how easy it is for him to get cold. This is another okay song like "popcorn" although I feel "popcorn" is still the best. This was made in one take except for the end scream. And I have no idea why it is called Apple Sauce. Steve's voals are the best in this one though. Lyrics: IT'S REALLY COLD OUTSIDE!!! MY BALLS ARE STARTING TO SHRINK!!! THIS IS JUST A METAPHOR!!! BUT MY BALLS ARE STARTING TO SHRINK!!! MY BALLS ARE SHRINKING!!! THEY'RE THE SIZE OF A PEANUT!!! TO GODDAMN COLD!! NOW IT'S REALLY COLD OUTSIDE!!! WHEN MY BALLS STARTING TO SHRINK!! IT'S COLD OUTSIDE WHEN MY BALLS START TO SHRINK!!! THIS IS NOT JUST A METAPHOR!!! JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW MY BALLS ARE SHRINKING!! YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!! Dude, I got a Dell! Lyrics/Vocals: Steve Guitar: Justin Keyboards: Steve Made: We came up with this because John wanted a new song for our firend John's stupid film project. I have no idea what the hell Steve was talking about. Thats pretty much it. This song did make me laugh my ass off though and I had a hard time playing. Lyrics: I ATE SOMETHING STRANGE TODAY!!!! IT LOOKED KINDA GREEN!!!! YOU BETTER WATCHOUT!!!! CUZ I AM GOING TO PUKE!!!!!!!! BL-BL-BL-EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! EEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!EEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! IT TASTE REALLY BAD CHUNKS COMING UP!!!!!! THE CHUNKS ARE FLOWING ON MY TOUNGE!!!! OOOHHHH!!! BL-BL-BBLLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!!! CUZ I AM GOING TO PUKE!!!!!!!! BLEEEAHHH!! BLEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! OH!!!! OH GOD IT TASTES TERRIBLE!!!!! (UM..)??????????????????????????????????/ BBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!! OOOOOOHH GOD!!!!!!!!! WATCH OUT!! WATCH OUT CUZ I'M GONNA PUKE!!!! WATCH OUT!!! BLLLEEAAAHHHH!!!!!! OOOHH!! OOOOHHH!! DO IT BETTER!!! YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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