| This is a "band" that my friend Steve and I started. Don't take this to seriously please, all these songs are a joke. Click song titles to play them. RIGHT CLICK THE SONG TITLES AND SAVE AS TO DOWNLOAD. |
| Run at one million miles an hour Vocals/Lyrics: Steve Drums(cardboard box): Steve Guitar: Justin Made: We took 30 seconds of me "playing" guitar and looped it to the appropriated time. Then we took Steve drumming but it wasn't fast enough so we speed that up and looped it. He screamed the Lyric once and we changed the volume to make it sound slightly different. Yup. Oh, and this is "the ultimate work out song" according to Steve. Lyrics: RUN AT ONE MILLION MILES AN HOUR!!!!!! RUN AT ONE MILLION MILES AN HOUR!!!!!! RUN AT ONE MILLION MILES AN HOUR!!!!!! RUN AT ONE MILLION MILES AN HOUR!!!!!! RUN AT ONE MILLION MILES AN HOUR!!!!!! RUN AT ONE MILLION MILES AN HOUR!!!!!! YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!! Popcorn Vocals/Lyrics: Steve Keyboard: Steve Guitar: Justin Made: We did this in one take except for the end scream. Steve improvised the lyrics and what he did on the keyboard on the spot. I just played the same riff over and over again. This song sounds better and yet Run at one million miles an hour took more work. Life is horrible. To take away any sanity this song had left, Steve hates popcorn. Lyrics: ALL I REALLY WANT IS A BAG OF POPCORN!!!! PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE!!!! SET IT FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES!!!!! IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES IT'S GONNA GO 'BING'!!!! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE IT OUT AND EAT IT ALL DOWN!!!! ALL I REALLY WANTED WAS SOME POPCORN!!! POPCORN!!! POPCORN!!! YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! Pepto Bismal Lyrics/Vocals: Steve Keyboard: Steve Guitar: Justin Made: This is the ultimate song. The Polo Ponys have returned to thier roots! Oh man this song is messed up. We didn't even really plan it or rehearse this at all. My guitar playing sounds like shit because(worse than normal okay, fuck off) one of the strings got stuck onto another part of the guitar(when I stopped abruptly). Steve manipulated the beat on the keyboard again. If you listen around the end you can hear him almost laughing as he is screming his lungs out. Lyrics: OH MY GOD MY STOMACH REALLY HURTS!!! SO I TOOK SOME PEPTO BISMAL!!!! NOW MY BOWELS ARE STARTING TO MOVE!!! NOW THERES A BUNCHA SHIT ON THE WALL!!! SHIT ON THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THERES A BUNCHA SHIT ON THE WALL!!! I JUST TOOK SOME PEPTO BISMAL!!! NOW THERES A BUNCHA SHIT ON THE WALL!!!! DON'T TAKE PEPTO BISMAL!!!!!!!! OR YOU'LL HAVE A BUNCHA SHIT ON THE WALL!!! SHIT ON THE WALL!!!!!!! IT DIDN'T TASTE TO GOOD NOW THERES SHIT ON THE WALL!!!!! A BUNCH FUCKIN' PINK SHIT ON THE WALL!!! IT DOESN'T SMELL VERY GOOD BECAUSE THERE A BUNCHA SHIT ON THE WALL!!! PEPTO BISMAL ISN'T GOOD!!!! BECAUSE YOU'LL JUST GET A BUNCHA PINK MUTHAFUCKIN' SHIT ON THE WALL!!!! YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! |
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