Salutations!

Greetings friend to the not so wonderful world of elite speak, or as we in the nerd biz say, "1337 5p3@k". Either you've stumbled upon this amazing website (which I conjured up after drinking too much Mountain Dew: Code Red) by accident, or you're my computer applications teacher. I salute both of you for taking the time to further your knowledge in the ways of the cyber-nerd. 

And if you're unconvinced about my sincerity on this issue, take a peek to your right to realize the awesome powers I do possess. All your base are belong to me.

A Few questions and a Few Answers

What is elite speak? Where do I download the program? Why would anyone ever bother creating a program designed specifically to further interest in elite speak? I'd love to answer these obvious questions, I really would. Actually I do. If you've never used the internet before, or a computer for that matter, you probably haven't realized the navigation links to the left of your screen. Now, for fear of repeating myself and wasting even more time that I could be 

programming, I leave you to explore this website on your own.

Easter Eggs?

Rumor has it that there are countless secrets available for unlocking for the more persistent elite speakers ... while I will neither confirm or deny these allegations, I can truthfully say that the more you translate the fun you'll have. Just don't click on any button that may promise consequences you aren't willing to live with. You may get what you clicked for (hardy har har ... oh I need a drink).

Guestbook

If I feel like it a Guestbook will be added. Don't hold your breath, though. This is strictly a school project, and the site itself was designed in half an hour (which I'm sure really shows)...