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| �Saturday Night starts off in Paul Heyman�s office and he is seen talking on the phone� Paul: No I didn�t see anyone coming out of the dressing room. I just saw you lying there, Vince: what did you see? Paul: Oh my God how could we forget about that? He hasn�t even had a match yet. �Looks at the camera man� �Paul: What the hell are you doing in here! No not you Vince ill phone you back. Get the hell out of here right now! �Cameras come too Jim Ross and the King� Jim Ross: Hello everybody we are sold out here in Calgary AB. Were going too show you a clip of what happened on Madness. �Paul Heyman is shown looking over Vince as he lays motionless� King: Who would want too attack such a nice guy like Vince? Jim Ross: Oh he�s not here you don�t have too kiss his ass. Why don�t you just start kissing Heyman�s ass tonight? King: That reminds me Heyman�s a nice guy too. Jim Ross: Oh shut up already. Lets get this first match started and what slobber knocker to start off the show. King: That�s right it�s the Game defending his title against Venom. Jim Ross: Remember everyone this is a hardcore match that means anything goes. �I am The Game! HHH walks down the ramp holding the sledgehammer!� King: One hit from that sledgehammer and this match could end early. �Venom makes his way down� Fighting: Venom jumps onto the apron and HHH takes a swing at Venom head with that sledgehammer but Venom ducks knees him and does a sunset flip into a pin 1 2 HHH kicks out. Jim Ross: Venom almost took away the Games title in under 5 seconds. Fighting: HHH gets up and is looking a little ticked off. He runs at Venom and goes for a running knee but Venom grabs his knee and does a leg sweep too the other leg. Venom then goes for a figure fore leg lock. HHH kicks Venom off him and Venom goes back first into the turnbuckle. HHH then tries too pick up the sledgehammer but Venom pokes him in the eye and then kicks the sledgehammer outside of the ring. Venom kicks HHH and does a quick ddt. Venom then picks up the Game and throws him over the top rope too the outside. Venom goes on the top rope and waits for HHH too get up. He finally does and Venom does his Cobra concussion knocking the wind out of the Game. Jim Ross: Venom has looked pretty impressive in this match so far. Fighting: Venom picks up HHH by the hair and makes him go into the back. While there walking through the back HHH notices a trey on a table and grabs it while there walking and smashes it over Venoms head. HHH then immediately picks up Venom and does a stalling suplex through a table! �Fans love it!� Fighting: HHH picks up Venom and throws him into a door and it just happens too be the Boywonders dressing room. �The Boywonder is on the phone laughing watching a tape of Madness and it just happens too be the part where Vince is laid out cold.� Fighting: The Boywonder hangs up the phone when he see HHH and Venom and tells them too get the hell out. HHH looks at the Boywonder and tries too stare him down but Venom grabs a hold of a broom and brakes it along HHH�s back. Venom goes for the cover 1 2 but HHH gets his shoulder up. Venom picks HHH up and takes him out of the locker room and slams HHH�s head on the wall a few times. Venom then notices that there�s a ladder right next too them. Venom does a snap power bomb too HHH and the Game does not look like he is going too get up anytime soon. Venom slowly climbs the ladder and he finally is near the top when the Boywonder comes running out and he pushes the ladder sending Venom down too the ground hard. Boywonder: Teaches you too come into my dressing room punk. Fighting: HHH is first too get up and he goes for a pin on instinct. 1 2 Venom gets a shoulder up! HHH then looks at the ladder and sets it up again. He brings Venom too the top and calls for a pedigree. Venom some how manages too get enough strength too do a back body drop off the ladder too the Game. Venom goes for the pin 1 2 3! �Winner and new hardcore champion: Venom!� Jim Ross: I didn�t lie too you when I said it was going too be a slobber knocker did I? These two did all they could too beat each other and Venom finally might get some respect in the back by holding a belt. �Paul Heyman comes out� Paul Heyman: As you all know the great Vinnie Mac was attacked on Monday. Well I am taking percussions so the same thing does not happen too me! Let me introduce my bodyguard for the night�The Croatian Boywonder! �The Boywonder comes out waving his Croatian flag� Paul Heyman: So if you want a piece of me your going too have too go through him first! �Jim Ross takes off his head set and walks into the ring microphone in hand� Jim Ross: Wait just a damn minute Boywonder, If you were talking too Heyman during that hardcore match�why were you laughing when you were watching Vince laid out? Paul Heyman: What the hell is this an interview? Get back in your Goddamn seat JR. The people didn�t spend their money too see some fat Texan! Jim Ross: I am not going anywhere until you too give me an answer. Paul Heyman: Are you trying too be a rebel JR? Maybe Vince lets stuff like this go but I am not Vince damn it! Jim Ross: Yes you�re a fat loud mouth going bald son of a bitch! �FANS GO CRAZY� Paul Heyman: That�s it pal! From now on you are never announcing a Saturday night show again! Now get the hell out of my building! Jim Ross: Are you going too make me Paul? �Jim Ross gets right in Paul�s face� Paul Heyman: No but I know someone who will. Fighting: The Boywonder punches Jim Ross In the back of the head and Jim goes down like a ton of bricks. Heyman starts do laugh like a mad man and does a little dance. Paul Heyman: NOW SECURITY GET THIS FAT BASTARD OUT OF HERE! King: Well I guess I am announcing the show by myself tonight. That probably means Ill be doing a lot more talking which also probably means the best damn announcing show your ever going too see! That Paul Heyman is a genius! �Heyman and Boywonder go into the back� |