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| �White Fang comes out� King: Well I guess were ready for our next match huh JR�oh wait never mind�mm I could get used too this. �Matt Hardy comes out� King: Matt�s title is on the line in this ladder match. The rules our simple, set the ladder up, climb it, and take the belt for the keeping. Easier said then done. These 2 have had heated words in there latest interviews so this should be a good match. Fighting: Matt runs at Fang and goes for a clothesline but Fang ducks and does a spinning neck breaker. Matt gets up but Fang grabs and throws him too the ropes and this time Matt drop kicks Fang sending him over the ropes and too the outside. Matt takes a few steps back and then runs at the ropes going for a suicide dive but Fang moves and Matt goes head first into the railing. King: Oh no, Matt looks like he is really hurt. You hate too see stuff like this happen. Here comes some of our EMS crew. Fighting: White Fang slides back into the ring and waits for the EMS crew too take him back. But one of the EMS crew has an unusual bandana. King: Hey that�s not an EMS person. That�s that�s� Fighting: Raven comes out of nowhere and starts stomping on Matt Hardy�s injured back and neck. White Fang could really care less and is chuckling about it. Raven then grabs a stop sign from under the ring and goes inside of the squared circle and nails Fang face first as Fang goes down in a bloody heap. King: Raven is taking over the show again. Fighting: Raven lays the stop sign in the middle of the ring, picks up Fang and even flows him on the stop sign. Raven lays down in the corner and has a blank look on his face. �Venom comes out of the crowd� Fighting: Venom gets a chair and sneaks behind Raven. He nails Raven in the back of the head and Raven is out. Venom puts Ravens leg in the chair and goes too the top rope. He jumps off doing a leg stomp jumping on the chair basically snapping Ravens leg. King: That�s the same thing Bret Hart and the Hart foundation used too do in the wwf�now wwe. Here comes some more real EMS too assist Raven. Fighting: Venom laughs at Raven and spits on him when the lights turn off. They turn back on and HHH is standing in the middle of the ring holding a sledgehammer. Venom turns around and you can only guess what happens next. HHH basically kills Venom and then goes for the pin. HHH even brought a ref. 1 2 3! �New Hardcore champ: HHH� King: That goes too show you as soon as you win that belt you should get the hell out of there. �EMS takes away Raven� Fighting: Matt Hardy gets up slowly and goes for the ladder. He brings in the ladder and sets it up beside White Fang. Matt climbs the ladder and bursts out a scream. Its time for his leg drop and he jumps off the ladder only too see Fang move a split second before Matt lands hard on the stop sign Raven brought in. �On the titantron HHH is shown leaving in a limo in the parking lot� Fighting: Venom is escorted by refs and staff too the back. White fang gets up and picks up Matt and does the Frost Bite on to the stop sign. King: That�s got too be it folks. Fighting: White fang climbs up the ladder step by step and reaches for the gold. After a few good tugs on it he comes down with and have a new champ. �Cruiserweight champion: White Fang!� �Paul Heyman is shown on the titantron with the Boywonder PHONE RINGS Boywonder: I got it�Hello. Its for you Paul. Paul: Hello. Mysterious Voice: Watch your back Paul. What I did too Vince is nothing compared too what I am going too do too you. Remember watch your back! Paul hangs up the phone and turns around too see Boywonder holding a knife Paul: DON�T kill me, please don�t kill me. Boywonder: Huh? Kill you? What the hell, no this knife is too cut the cake I bought you in an honor if you being in charge of your very first Saturday Night War Games. Paul: Oh�well don�t sneak up on me like that. Jesus you are going too give me a Goddamn heart attack. What kind of cake is it? Boywonder: Black forest I heard its your fav. Paul: Yeah why don�t you have some first� Boywonder: Ok, Hey Paul who was on the phone. Paul: I don�t know, but I think I�m going too find out. Wait I can�t talk like that. Wonder hold all my calls and don�t let anyone in. lock the door�I don�t want no one coming in or out! �Camera goes back the ring� King: Who could of that of been on the phone? I hope he doesn�t come after me next. Unless the person is a chick and has some puppies. �Arkangel comes out� King: Everyone has been waiting for this match up all week. It was rumored that this would be a triple threat with the Champ Booker T. But Heyman decided that the winner of Ark versus Raven would face Booker Monday. Remember folks this match were about too see is a hardcore match as well. Raven requested it. �Raven comes out crutches� Raven: I am truly sorry but because of what that idiot Venom did too my leg, it looks like I can�t fight tonight. Ark: I don�t care if you can fight or not. Fighting: Ark jumps over the top rope and runs up the ramp clothes-lining Raven. Ark grabs Raven by his hair and brings him back into the ring. Ark goes after the leg quickly by applying an ankle lock. King: Remember Arks Toughest SOB title is on the line but it does not look like he is going too loose it too a handicapped Raven. Fighting: Raven is screaming in agony but will not tap. Ark keeps applying more pressure but Raven just wont say it. Ark finally lets go starts slapping Raven in the face. Raven tries too get up but his leg caves in and he falls down. Ark climbs too the outside and get the timekeepers chair. He smashes the chair over Ravens back. He starts slamming the chair onto Ravens back again and again until Arks arms finally get tired. Ark goes for the pin 1 2 but Raven sticks his leg on the rope. King: Ark must have hit Raven with that chair 10 time and Raven just wont stay down. |