pfuiihh....
today i met ifa nya mas okto..
and suddenly i missed someone... (again)
*sigh*

posted by mojo 20:54

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py call me....
-long distance phone call-
huwaaaa.. its our very first one..
(actually err she called me once or twice be4..
but yea.. s**t happens babe.. hehehe)
im so very excited... nice chat sweetie.. thanks..
errr. yea you put me in another phsycotest again..
heres the story (question) and the quick recap..

blahblahlbalhabalhbahbablhahalhbbhlabhla
. blueketek bluekk blebleblekkk...

hehehh sorry guys..
it has been deleted.. by accident...
hehehh..

posted by mojo 00:38

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ERRATUM
hell.. this is important..!

lately i got a chat with Pya dear..
shes kinda psychotest-ed me...
heres the story..

xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxox

giniiiiwww.. ada cewek.. pacaran kaaaan.. sama cowok dari 1 kampung..
tyus itu cowok merantau critanya ke pulau sebrang
(btw ini critanya.. bout jaman duluuuu.. so gak ada alat komunikasi like telp mail internet)
naah kan dah berbulan2 nih.. itu ce kangen
eh ini critanya... misalnya.. co itu joey.. dan ce itu mayank
naaanh, si may kangen sama joey pingin ketemu joey
caranya kan harus nyebrang pulau kan brarti???
tyus si mayank ke pantai nyamperin Nelayan
mayank bilang ' Nelayan.. nelayan mau melaut yaa??? boleh gak saya numpang sampe pulau sebrang??'
nelayan bilang ' boleeh aja neeng... tapi bayar yaaa...'
m say 'saya gak punya uaaang tapiii'
n says 'waa ndak isa.. ya udah sana pergi kalo gak ada uang'
tyus... mayank bingung dia mo gimana caranya buat nyebrang
akhirnya si m ketemu saudagar kaya (pedagang) yang mau nyebrang juga
tyus m say ' saudagar.. mau berdagang yaah ke pulau sebrang..???'
Saudagar says ' iyah neng.. kenapa?'
m says ' saya boleh numpang gak sampai ke pualu sebrang?? tapi saya gak punya uang niih..'
S says ' ummm.. gak punya uang?? gimana yaa??? boleh aja neng.. tapi.. neng harus having sex dulu sama sayaa'
M mikir ' gimana yaaa??? well hell laah.. yg penting ketemu Joey!!!'
M says 'baiklah kalo begitu saudagar'
naaah... Joey akhirnya si Mayank berhasil ketemu Joey
tyus si Mayank crita sama Joey tentang perjuangan dia buat ketemu Joey
naaah....
kalo disini Joey merasa harus menyalahkan org siapa yg Joey salahin??

and heres my answer..

this is kinda complicated, but yea its not that complicated..
pertama saya bakalan salahin saya sendiri.. saya punya pacar tapi saya ndak ngurusin dia.. itu kan salah..
terus hemm.. hell saya salahin saudagarnya..!!!!!!!!!!!
s**t why must that thing happened...?? kenapa mesti ada dia siy..?
wrong man in the wrong place.. wrong time..
terus baru yang terakir si ceweknyah
nelayan si innocent di sinih.. hieiheihe

huah.. ternyata dia mau urutannya..!

yea the list goes like this..
1. ME..!
2. hell soudagar
3. the gurl
4. nelayan (actually ignored.. not included cuz i thing he was innocent)
sebenernya siy the list does continued..
5. stupid ocean
6. stupid boat
7. damn 'kangen' feeling
8. that F***ing psikolog yang ngarang cerita kayal seperti ini..! (i certainly will blame this guy for this very sad story..!!)

woops saya ngalanturh..
and heres what she think the result is..

pya: menurut psikologi.. berarti..
(gak selalu benar loh ini)
Joey mengutamakan
-sex
tyus
-mencari cinta
baru setelah itu..
-Joey mencari harta

wakaka heres her hint..
jadi gini nilainya
diri kita itu dimana pun posisinya.. tidak pernah di hitung
(SH**.. this is not fair..!!! -me-)
yg di hitung itu
saudagar = sex
the girl = Cinta
Nelayan = harta
gituuw

wakakaka.. i certainly am not 100% agree to this..
holy god.. i put sex before love...
couldcha imagine that, hiahihia..
psycho..!!

posted by mojo 00:00

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im stop blogging...
until i finished my personal pages...!
damn you laughing at me....
wekekeke...
kecuali ada yang penting saya gak bakalan take a note dulu..
F**K YA AAAAAALLLLLL.....!!!!!!
ehm ehm.. FUCK YA AAAAAAAAAALLLLLL....!!!!
wekekekeke..
think im paranoid..

posted by mojo 22:14

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note..
yuda's birthday is yesterday.. err..
2 days ago to be exact..
today s dek ayu (sarra bellum) 's suit sikstin..!
proficiat..!!
havva kick ass birthday..!!!
hueuhehe..

posted by mojo 21:04

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aaah this page is posted by accident..
abisnya saya ndak ada kerjaan.. hehueuhe..

err.. i got two big pimple (acne) in my face.. hiehiehie.. *jorok*
one is certainly for my exams...!
and the other.. err.. anyone..? siapa mau saya jadikan tumbal buat jrawat sayah..? hiehihee..
arrghhhh sakit.. pa saya salah makei sabun apa yak..?

and these stuffs bellow is posted by request..
it might took a lot of place..
but i think its worth it..!! hiehiehie..

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Kopi apa yang bisa menggigit ??
Kopiting

Bulu apa yang warnanya kuning semua???
Bulubend

Bisnis apa yang terkenal di Amerika dan seluruh dunia???
Bisnispear

Daun apa yang nggak biasa dipegang???
Daun touch me !!

Kenapa meja bagian bawahnya selalu kasar, tidak sehalus bagian atasnya???
Karena bagian bawah meja banyak upil yang udah kering

sambel apa yang ada dipinggir jalan ?
Sambel Ban

kenapa anjing laut berkumis..?
karena buat nakutin kucing laut

Daun apa yang paling keras???
Smack daun.

kenapa superman bisa terbang.?
kalau bisa nyopir namanya bukan superman tapi sopir..man..!!

Putih kecil, kalo dipukul ngebangunin orang sekampung???
Nasi nempel di bedug

Kenapa anak kucing dan anak anjing suka berantem???
Namanya juga anak-anak!!!

Dikocok, tegang. Hayo apaan???
Ibu-ibu arisan

Ada 5 cicak di plafon. Yang dua lagi duel (smackdown)., yang satu
wasit, yang dua lagi jadi penonton.Setelah salah satunya kalah
(karena jatuh), ada berapa cicak lagi di plafon???
Habis, karena yang menag diangkat tangannya sama wasit dan keduanya
jatuh juga Terus penontonnya tepuk tangan.Jatuh juga.

Candi apa yang lembek?
Candi borobubur...

Candi apa yang manis?
Candy borobudur

Candi apa yang menyakitkan ?
Candiawan

Candi apa yang dipelajari pramuka ?
Candi Morse

Candi apa yang punya Ferrari ?
Candiawan Jody

Candi apa yang lucu ?
Candid Camera

Candi apa yang serem ?
Candiman (remember the movie guys ?)

Candi apa yang bisa nyanyi?
Candi Moore

Candi apa yang bisa nyanyi?
Candi bilang Candi Moore

Candi apa yang bisa terbang?
SuCandi (Candi = permen... jadi su+permen)

mobil apa yang serem ?
estilo what you did last summer

mobil apa yang bikin capek ?
dorong mobil sendirian

mobil apa yang cuma muat satu orang ?
batmobil

kenapa robin sebel sama batman ?
robin mau naik batmobil nggak muat terus disuruh
jalan kaki

kenapa batman keluarnya pas malem ?
kalo siang, beteman

kenapa batman di bajunya nggak pake B ?
soalnya yang B udah dipake Bobo

Bobo apa yang enak ?
bobo siang

batman sama bobo temenan nggak ?
nggak. batman keluarnya malem, bobo siang

sapi apa yang bisa nempel di dinding ?
sapiderman

kebo apa yang bikin capek ?
kebogor jalan kaki

sapi apa yang bikin capek ?
sapi kebogor jalan kaki

batman sama spiderman cepetan mana ?
cepetan batman. batman naik batmobil, sapiderman
kebogor jalan kaki

robin sama spiderman temenan nggak ?
temenan. soalnya sama2 jalan kaki

apa makanan kesukaan batman ?
batagor

sapi apa yang disukai batman ?
sapi kebatagor jalan kaki

batman bego nggak ?
bego. udah tau sapi kebatagor jalan kaki bikin
capek, masih juga disukain

batman sama robin begoan mana ?
begoan robin. udah tau batman bego masih juga
ditemenin

robin sama spiderman begoan mana ?
begoan spiderman. udah tau robin lebih bego dari
batman masih juga ditemenin jalan kaki

*LOLSZ* wait for more..!

posted by mojo 18:49

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hiahiahiahi today at 1 (siyang) i got a phone call
-skenario membangunkan saya secara paksa lagih-
mysterious gurl.. kirain teh nyasar.. suaranya enak bangeth..
(bisa betah berjam-jam kali kalo ditelfon ma dia.. hiehiehe..)
her name s ovan or nova (preffered first one..cuz, she kept saying that name, ovan.. ovan ini.. ovan itu.. tapi kan ovan.. ovan..... hemm... sounds kiyuuuthh..)
saya ndak kenal.. ngakunya siy friend o my friend.. saya ingath.. things like this happened to me couple month ago.. anak asmi juga.. (ds anybody know what asmi stands for..?) namanya saya lupa.. cellnya ada di catetan sayah.. samma.. belom pernah ketemu juga.. just few convs in the phone..
ovan knew me from her.. so she just called me.. and walllaaa...... i got a new friend...!! hieihehe..
she left her number and i promise her to call her back later.. yeah.. i love making friends...!
nice to know ya gurl.. cute voice.. ;]]

posted by mojo 16:35

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im in library rite now..
its the end of session I exam and i currently am waiting for my next session.. pretty boring uh..?
yeah.. i screwed it up again.. the first test was an open book test.. and yeah... i forgot to bring my book.. same old me.. pikun banget sih gue.. kekeke..

encontre un gran sitio..
y entonces cambio este lenguaje de fijacion al espanol..
apenas para la diversion..!!
----------------------------------------------
i found a great site..
and then i change this posting language to spanish..
just for fun..!!

heheheh..!!
another test is waiting.. boopbye

posted by mojo 09:52

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weleh.. stupid s**t happened again..
im in nasanet rite now.. printing my paper..hehe..
o yeaa.. i was there in planet asking how much will they charged me for printing my docs.. and they said 1500 rups per page..
and.. luckily.. i was thinking bout printing my damn 35++ pages..! could you imagine that..? hehehe..
so i went here to nasanet.. and its all free down here.. hehehh..
saya emang pelit, so why..? hehe.. ;p

posted by mojo 01:26

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actually i feel better now..
yea thanks for the chat tesya dear..
things are quite different now..
but youre still as sweet as you used to be..
hiehiehie...there you go girl...
ah yea... sorry for the bad ending on that chat..
yeah looks like we're getting used to it.. haha..

tessyyaaaa.. nomermu ki berapa toh..? 9578 apa 9528..? buset si peronika rajin ammat ngangkatin telfonnyah..? hehehe.. saya mau sei gut nait ndak bisa ni jadinya.. hehe...

thank kiyuh dek ani buat telfonnyah dari magelang.. jadinya pulang tanggal 10 yak..?
sama dunk sama dek nasya.. thank kiyuh juga telfonnya dek nasya hehehe... kompakan ni yee...

aaaahhhh finished.. all work is done..
geeee wheres the ink.. cant find one to refill this printer's carttridge..
so i guess i got to go to joker or planet to print my works out..
yeahh sucks.. hehehhee...

exam tomorow... wish me luck..
dear god. i think i need a miracle.. :]]

posted by mojo 00:35

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yeahh.. s**t happened.. (again)
'k its ok gurl.. im all fine..
go.. go.. get some live.. have some fun..!

posted by mojo 17:04

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time s up..
2 15 and i must go home..

eh yea.. i was just call my dee-dee at about 11 30
shes still awake.. doin her drawing stuffs..
just say hi, leave my number and ask her number in case i want to call her at her boarding house....
yeah.. nice conv. dear... but sorry im in a hurry rush.. plenty o things to do down here... hehehe..... call you back later..

ahhh finallyy somebody teached me flash.. now i know lil bout tweening, frame, instance and layer stuffs..
yeahh not bad for an amateur..!! err.. ended up crashing my cpu and i got to restart it and leave the file unsaved.. hehehe..
next time better kid...!

posted by mojo 02:20

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woops i met my old buddy in mirc..
efriiiii weh weh.. mo ke brunay katanya yak mas....?
ada may juga.. thanks dear for the chat (and the ****** imel)
udah duoong jangan bete mulu.. hhehehe.. ceriyaa.. ceriyaa..!!
kikikikiki..

finally my page (this page) worked correctly here in 800x600 screen resolution
woops garre go to cozynet.. somebody need my help.. ahiahihiaa..

posted by mojo 21:52

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hehehe my first test.. its visual programming..
7:30 am..
school boy.. school boy.. watcha gonna do.. watcha gonna do..
terpaksa mesti bangun pagi..
woke up at 6.. took a bath.. brrr.. frosty morning..
but i miss this kinda thing..
wake up early in the morning.. take a bath and breath the fresh air
hiaihhiaa... untung gak ditambah sama lari pagi..hiehie..
went to campus at 7.. and then having a test..
worked 4 out of 5 number..
hope that everything goes well..hhehehe..

woops i got to go to nasanet.. now..
thanks dear for the phonecall.. ;]]
woks.. itu kan saya yang telpun..?
pegimane sih saya..? hiehihihiehihi..!
thanks eniwei....!

posted by mojo 19:35

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ah yea.. i got mail...!! (its a snail mail)
a card to be exact..
aaah so sweet....
thanks dear.. its you..!
hahha.. i wonder.. masi bisa gak ya saya nulis surat..
hihihihi...
anyway.. thanks alot..
miss ya too princess.. alot..!!

posted by mojo 15:56

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sunday morning.. 3:55
im in joker rite now..
so silent down here..
just got back from cozy..
mampir dulu di joker..
mo upload di cozy ndak bisa..
keburu kebelet.. saya mampir ke joker..

woops finished..
new layout guys..
nice dontcha think so..?
but i garre go.. bed time..!!!

posted by mojo 03:57

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*archives

MOJO THANKS EVERYONE...!!

Dear holy GOD thanks for all these gifts... saya janji mulai saat ini saya bakalan berusaha buat rajin shalat.. ngaji.. ngurangin maen.. banyak belajar.. nabung.. brenti ngerokok.. kurangin begadang.. sering ke kampus.. rajin olahraaga.. lari.. bernang.. senam (woks..? senam..???).. nepatin janji2.. ndak omong kasar lagi.. ndak males mandi lagi..(???) ndak buka website jorok lagi..(hmmpptt) ndak godain cewe" centil di jalanan lagi.. de es de de es be.. amiiiiiiiieeeennnnn.....

mum and dad.. besok besok deh saya sering sering pulang.. maapin saya kalo kemaren pulang rekening telfonnya jadi banyakan.. hahuahuahua.. moi sisters.. dek ayu, kak erika, kak arie... love ya sis.. you guys are the best sistas..!! hiehie.. dek ayu kapan" deh maen ke bogornyah.. inget janjinya ngenalin cewe paling cakep se-Bogor hehe.. kak erika makasi financial supportnyah.. *hugs* hiehiehe.. kak arie.. ayoo kapan jalan jalan ke jogjah..? heihehie..

viar a.k.a simpli ni gua taro thanks agak di atas.. hehehe.. thanks bro..!

anak anak cozy.. yudah.. bossnya cozy jangan bete mulu.. makasi, ini pc nya saya pakei satu buat taroh program gambar.. makasih.. dek thia aka nirmala aka o_a_k_l_e_y hiehh.. katanya udah pakei kerudung terus yak..? slamat yak.. sudah memenuhi salah satu kriteria jadi cewe saya tuh.. hiihhi.. yuyun aka bee_girl hahahha makasi udah sering anterin saya makan.. awas nduts.. hiehie.. ollie aka ucrit makasi bro ftp nyah.. awas luh jangan telat mulu kalo datengh.. hiehihee.. dian aka marethia aka [dee] hiehie namanya mirip.. thanks kemaren udah anterin saya jalan jalan.. yaaah jangan sakit sakit terus gitu duong dee.. tar kapan duong kita maen lagih..? hieihehie.. chandra.. ayo mana katanya mau ngajarin sayah..? terusnya ada duwa anak baru di cozy tisa sama desma, baek baek tu jaganyah.. jangan lupa senyum kalo ketemu ma sayah.. hehe.. makasi juga buat pak satpamnya cozy yang ada 3 bidjie.. kapan" saya nginep lagi pak..! hiehie..

may-may kucing bawel grrrrhhhh.. thanks for the great time.. awas nanti keseringan jalan sama sayah ada yang marah.. hiehie... dee-dee thanks for the ***** (sorry... sorted) yeah.. you were special to me.. awas.. jangan sampei kambuh lagi nyebelinnyah.. deeta, angel, lucy, dinda, widy, shanty, indah, uni, aaahh kinda miss ya when youre not around *sigh*... tesssaa... thanks for the great great great great time.. (pfuih..) ultramannya kiyuth bangeth.. ayo kapan kita gila gilaan lagih.. wenny.. mengulang katta.. *beeep* hihih.. udah lama banget yak..? kapan kita cobain makanan baru wen..? tutttuuuutttt.. ihiks kangen.. kemana ajja siy ndap pernah keliatan..??

bram.. gak pernah di rumah lu, sorry juga.. gua lagi males ketemu ma luh.. hehe... ali walah rumahnya dah jadi blom..? maharsi weleh weleh.. sombong kali ni orang jakarta satu hiehie.. anom juga kapan kapan saya nginep semarang lagi yak..! indah.. hihhihi tambah manis sekarang.. anak anak 1.7, 2.7, 3ipa2... henny, ira, marlina, alifa, itik, yunita, andy, dina, kapan tempat yusrizal lagi...?? hehehehe nunggu supirnya pulang kali yak..? kekke..

anak anak nasanet yang buanyak banget jumlahnya sampei saya nggak apal satu satu.. big boss mr rudy + mrs elly.. saya minta kenaikan gaji.. huahuahahua.. piglet thanks for being so nice to me.. rina, yanto, rinto, mbak indri, mbak tryphena, mas ismanto, mas buday, mas eddy, serta mas mas yang laennya.. saya pakei komputernya satu..! awas kalo saya kena gusur..!! hehe..

anak anak kosan pansa II/8 yang semuwanya ada 2puluh.. deddy, yudi, joko, tri, riza, denny, herry, iping, johan, eddy, donny, dedek, yobby, nanda, paimo, peter,andi, sung";.. eh cuman 8belas ding.. saya ndak keitung.. yang satu kosong.. hehe..

temen temen kampus.. faisal, iboen, bebeks, ochie, rina, endah, aga, iyan, jacky, ifa, rustam, ghulam, yoga, (yang ndak nyontoni saya pas ujian ndak saya thanks-in ;P )semua anak mipa terutama p.s ikomp. angk bawah maupun atas... bagus lah pada sering ke kampus.. nanti biar saya gampang minjem catetannyah.. hehe..

adek adek saya maupun para mbok jamu di kosan babarsari sana.... hiehiheihie.. dek ani, yuli, gita, dita, cs cs cs.... makasih yak buat semuwanya.. janji deh kapan" sering mampir.. eh.. de ani kapan ke magelangnyah.. dek yuli curhatan lagi deh ntar.. hehehh...

temen temen dugem sayah.. (woks..) mas andi, romen, efri, ari, linda, evi, (cup kadang ikut) ayooook jalaaaann.. hehe.. partee peeps..!

kak donny makasi bikin betul sepeda saya.. kak tessa-nya kapan jalan lagi ke jogjah..?

anak anak #cozy baik yang idup maupun yang ndak.. nah lu saya mau absen satu satu..(seingetnya ajjah..) pya a.k.a vita a.k.a vitul a.k.a frozenheart a.k.a viteev a.k.a siapalagi py ? hehe..herman sayah suka banget ni anak ngeregisterin nick.. pipah a.k.ada^viva a.k.a boo^ long live nyolot..!! heheh.. miss_sarabellum pfuih.. cute nick, sapa yang kasi nick dek..? ;]] dek ucha_maniest.. flozzom a.k.a plodh adek kelas saya nan baek hati dan lucu sekali deh pokoknya ayoo udah nemu kampus belom..? nopah a.k.a s_krim kawaaaii...!! good_ide, co_baik2, puffduck, erdi a.k.a bio[zZZ] molor ajje lu..! nurul a.k.a anak_papa_gue sama shely a.k.a Chiqo^sweet ayok.. kapan maen lagi ke jogjah..! hehe.. erRikAa, reekha, rei_na, rika99, rerey, UM4, girl_on_puzzle, emuachh..!! mas hady, mas eka, boenky, wiro_sableng, Pramus, pramuska, pramusgara.. edun.. maaph saya lupa masukin.. kekeke.. makasi mas kemaren traktir sayah.. nyamm.. pinkish di state makasi dah bener benerin english sayah.. fiera, fie.. aah youre sooo sweet ;]] sky01 in s'pore, expired nick mate..! and for kruthi in india hiahihia thanks for the chat, mate...heheh..!

mojo thanks everybody (again).. baek yang udah disebut maupun belom.. baek yang ada maupun yang [zZzzZ].. baek yang yang pernah deket maupun yang ndak pernah deket(??).. baek yang udah kenal maupun yang belom kenal (ayooook kenalaan..) baek yang sering ketemu maupun yang jarang... pokoknya semua muanyahhh..! ('fcourse we're born as part of the society.. unless.. ye're living in jungle.. ;p)
THEINK KIYUH..
THEINK KIYUH..
THEINK KIYUH..
ai lop yu gais..

In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful;
Praise be to God, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the world;
Most Gracious, Most Merciful;
Master of the Day of Judgment;
Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek;
Show us the straight way;
The way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Grace, those whose (portion) is not wrath, and who go not astray
(QS. al Fatihah 1-7)

XOXOXOXOXOXO
Welcome to my page..!!

this is my very first web pages.. -actually it was originally deadlined last year.. but yea.. im a morron- oh yea my name is syaiful akbar a.k.a mojo a.k.a ipunk a.k.a abay a.k.a mojojojo a.k.a joey a.k.a pfuih.. buset a.k.a nya banyak banget.. hueuhehe..

err.. this is an expermental project.. so it will certainly grow as i develop my skill and other self exploration.. so, mungkin halaman" ini akan sering berubah rubah, but dont worry i'll keep the previous changes for documentation purposes

there might be several part of this site that contains sexual explicit contents, so keep your mind open.. and keep your mouth shut.. hhehehehe.. ;]]

*happy surfing*