(I wish)

(Sorry, couldn't resist it.)

(More than anything)

Once upon a time there was an amateur webpage designer who thought "I know! When I next upgrade my site I'll make one part of it like the whirling mass of my mind, filled with passing opinions and ideas all linked together in a hurly-burly of chaos. OK, it'll be a challenge to navigate but web-users are intelligent folk, they won't mind a little challenge."

(More than the moon.)

Six months later, and I have well and truely been proven wrong. And mostly by my nearest and dearest. But I don't want to get rid of the dark thoughts entirely (well, I can't! It's how my mind works. I have serious thoughts and I'm sorry but they're not going away). So I've come to a compromise.

This.

Here we have a stopping off place. A warning and a reminder that if you click on either of the two links below you will be sent to a part of my website where order and sense have nipped out for a long lunch. Where the links are in the words, and meaning is hidden between the gaps. So if you think you can handle such a malestrom, please feel free to click away. If not, you can always click on the logo at the bottom to return to the main page.

Just don't come running to me if you get lost.