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Wednesday, April 25/2001

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Alive?) not Ticking!
(State of Decomposition)
(Otherway) I stuck my wang
(How Die?) Other
(Time?) >24 hours (Cruel)
(Pain?) 1001
(Who haunt?) the man who stuck it
(Who die?) the man
(Answer true?) yes
(results) yes
(Granted) Granted
(question3) Submit
RESULTS: You definitely know what you were up against�killed by your wang at a
pain level of 1001 and for longer than 24 hours. I want more details! How did your
process of dying last so long? Where did it get stuck (and is it still there)? Why are
you so protective of the identity of you adversary? Do you not wish for us Dead to gang
up on this man and haunt and end his miserable little life? G.

(Alive?) Not sure
(State of Decomposition)
(Answer true?) yes
(results) no
(Granted) Granted
(question3) Submit
RESULTS: I believe you are dead, even if you�re not so sure. It is quite a pity that you do
not wish to haunt anybody. You are no fun. Do you not wish to scare the living daylights
out of your sibling or friend(s) of choice? Furthermore, the fact that you do not want anyone to hit the bucket shows that you are not environmental. One death equals one more step towards solving the world�s population problem; people equal pollution. Catch my drift? G.

(Alive?) Ticking
(Answer true?) yes
(results) yes
(Granted) Granted
(question3) Submit
RESULTS: Darn, you are still alive! I was hoping to meet you in spirit! Your response is
indicative of extreme seriousness. I suppose I must wait to meet you. G.