Feb.
14, 2003
Sein Language
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News
By:
Ivy
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NEWS!
NEWS! NEWS!
Happy
Valentine's Day everyone. I hope everyone had a wonderful day with their loved
one. I sure did. I went to see that new movie, 50 First Dates, with Drew and
Adam. It's a great movie. Soooo funny and sweet. Perfect valentine movie!
What else...oh, this past friday on FOX was the Great American Celebrity Spelling
Bee. It was hosted by John O'Hurley (Peterman) and will be on again next friday.
Had such competitors including Brett Butler; George Wendt; Alice Cooper; Harry
Anderson; Eric Roberts; Meshach Taylor; Corbin Bernsen; Erin Brodie.
If you haven't been able to catch Jerry on tour yet, you can almost catch him
all the time on celebrities uncensored. He's been seen in his porsch, getting
a ticket, with his wife, and of course showing off in front of the camera with
a joke or two. Anyways, it's great to see him on there, just wish they would
get some of the other cast members as well.
Well, Jerry Seinfeld is busy as a beeeeeee. A bee in a movie, that is. That's
right, Jerry is going to the movies! He is set to write, produce, and star in
an animated comedy for DreamWorks Pictures. Jerry will star as the voice of
the lead bee, who lives in a well-organized world that, strangely, resembles
Manhattan. The computer-animated feature will take place in a world of bees
with human characteristics. Due out sometime in 2006.
Many of you are asking me when Jerry will be in your area, for a show. He is
on tour right now. Simply go to Ticketmaster.com and type in Jerry Seinfeld.
You will see ALL of his tour dates listed. As always, after you go to a show,
I want a review! :o)
Oh, the Seinfeld Game Script is still going around. It's kinda, sorta, almost
done. If you would like to add a line, please IM me or e-mail me, and I will
send it to you immediately. We need to get this done. Thanks!!!
If you're interested in the DVD, please e-mail [email protected],
and put COSMO on the subject line.
Learn the ins and outs of the music business...each week tune
into Inside the Music Business: The Weekly Radio Show Hosted by Eric Kline ...every
Monday at 8pm (rebroadcast Thursday's and Sunday's at 8pm) on www.InsideTheMusicBusiness.com
Also
coming soon affordable web hosting.
Once
again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld
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Sound
Of The Month
By: Chris
Hey all you Seinfeld fans! I hope you're well and getting ready for Seinfeld on DVD soon! I know I can't wait. This issue's featured sound bite is when Kramer and Jackie take Sue Ellen Miskie to court and ask her to try on the bra. Enjoy!
What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Sein
Language's
"Top Ten!"
By:
Ivy
Top Ten Excuses
10) Waiting for cable guy
9) Jury Duty
8) Going to a catered affair
7) Picking someone up at the airport
6) Speaking at a Womens Rights Meeting
5) Spending the day with my father, we're going to a father-son picnic
4) I've been having my period
3) Helping nephew with Geometry
2) I think I'm getting a little cold and I don't wanna give you any of my germs
1) Ran out of underwear, and can't leave the house
Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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Site
of the Month
By: Ivy
Seinfeld's Real New York News
Ahhh, New York. Are you planning on going there, and would like to eat at the Soup Nazi's, H&H Bagels, or the Monk's? Do you want to get a meal at Mendy's, not a soup? Maybe buy something nice at Barney's? But dont know where these places are located? Well, here's your site of the month! It's Seinfeld's New York!
Enjoy!
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News
Guys' Lists
By: Mike
Hello Sein fans! My name is Mike, some call me the News Guy. I have a web page: NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists compiled of different listings, with much help and thanks to the many members of the newsgroup, alt.tv.seinfeld. These include cars that were mentioned on the show, the clothes worn, the crimes that occurred, the food eaten, the movies that were watched, and so on. I also have an episode guide and a lot of scripts! I would like to compile more to the site with your help. And of course if you have any suggestions, I'd be more than happy to hear them.
The city of New York is an additional main character in episode plots and themes in the Seinfeld series. New York transportation, like cabs, cars, subways is an obvious idea included in the episodes, but so is the vertical transportation so ubiquitous to living in New York that people accept it as obvious. The elevator is an important mode of New York City transportation. How were elevators used in the series?
So please e-mail
me
with
any " ELEVATOR" references that you can think of:
Mike
by
Wed., March 17th.
Check back soon on NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists to see the results.
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Silly
Little Bios
By:
Chris
Last
Month
The Rabbi
Winners
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J [email protected]
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PoetAl [email protected]
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This
Month
He dated Elaine for a short time before she dumped him and went to visit him the hospital while he was having a splenectomy. Elaine had Jerry go in there and pretend to be her boyfriend, but then found him to be much skinnier than before and shows interest in him again. George also gets mixed up with him by buying his art (which are triangles), which George thought would be worth some money, if he died. Oh, and Jerry and Kramer also dropped a Junior Mint in him. Know who it is?
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed., March 17th.
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Trivia
By: Oyeniran
HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A
TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION!
IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND
BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!
LAST
MONTHS TRIVIA - COUNTRIES
1. Where Kramer's "Cubans" were really from
-The Dominican Republic
2. George objected to going there because it was hilly
-Switzerland
3. Jerry said it was "bleak"
-Russia
4. The Soup Nazi went there after Elaine shut him down
-Argentina
5. Jerry said that he was going to check out houses here after the Maestro said
there were none in Tuscany
-France
Winners
[email protected]
PoetAl [email protected]
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
Kramer made up a fake clinic to get Elaine's charts. What two countries did
he claim that this clinic was?
-Belgium and The Netherlands
Impossible Winners
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PoetAl [email protected]
Trivia Masters
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PoetAl [email protected]
THIS MONTHS TRIVIA - TV SHOWS
1. Jerry wouldn't admit to watching this
2. George and Susan watched this show in bed
3. Elaine wrote a TV script for this sitcom
4. Kramer and Mickey were stand ins for this show
5. George said he met a character from this old show
Impossible Question
Jerry has appeared on what TV shows within this series?
Respond
to
the trivia by sending an E-mail to Oyeniran
Responses
must be received
by Wed., March 17th.
Remember:
you need to get ALL
trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy
as to give you hints.
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Celebrities
on Seinfeld
By:
Chris
Last
Month
This actor played Jason 'Stanky' Hanky and currently stars in ABC's 'The Practice'.
He also had parts in 'True Colors', 'Wall Street' with Michael Douglas
and 'Pretty in Pink'. Know who it is?
Answer
James Spader
Winners
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PoetAl [email protected]
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This
Month
This
actor has had roles in such movies as Seven, My Dog Skip, The Doors, and Natural
Born Killers as well as roles on many hit TV shows such as Law & Order and
NYPD Blue. He also played 'Crazy' Joe Devola. Who is he?
Send answers to: Chris
by
Wed., March 17th.
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Remember
the Time When...
By:
Oyeniran
Remember when Feldman & Vargas came over to Kevin's apartment in The Bizarro
Jerry?
Thanks to: [email protected]
Feldman:
Hey, Kevin. Look who I ran into.
Vargas:
Hello, Kevin.
Kevin:
Hello, Vargas.
(both Kevin and Vargas laugh at their tribute to Jerry and Newman)
Kevin:
So you wanna catch a ballgame?
Varfas:
That's great! I'll see ya later.
Kevin:(like
Jerry's "Newman," but more upbeat) Vargas!
If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered,"
e-mail
me.
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Reader's
Poll
By:
Ivy
Last
Month's Question:
So
many friends, so little time...There was the pesty Bania, annoying Newman, Crazy
Joe, the Braless Sue....Tell me who your favorite friend was? And Why?
"Face
painter Puddy" Because you gotta support the team! Yeah that's right.
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Newman! You love to hate this guy!
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I liked Puddy, very funny guy, and with great quotes we love to share.
[email protected]
This
Month's Question:
If
you were allowed in Jerry's apartment, and were told to run in and grab only
one item, what would you grab, and why?
Send all poll responses to: Ivy
by
Wed., March 17th.
Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that
we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.
Do
you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail
me
and
let me know!
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Did
you know? Seinfacts!
By:
Oyeniran
Did you know that in the show "Even Stevens" (Disney Channel) there is a picture
of Michael Richards in Louis' room?
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Newman really is a NEW MAN in "Cheaper by the Dozen" he has lost almost half his size.
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Have
a fact? Please
e-mail
me!
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Stand
Up
By:
Ivy
Lip Liner - There are certain plans I look forward to coming to an end, ladies. The dark outline around the lipstick! We've had enough of that one. I wish I can say it to all the women on behalf of the men on planet earth, we see your lips! We're aware that you have lips! We don't need ground marks. We're not parachuting in. They are just lips. It's not a dead body at a crime scene. Then there are the women that take the lipstick and for some reason, I don't know what goes through their heads, they're putting the lipstick on, and they just decide: they go BEYOND the end of the lip! Where are you going?! When the lip stops, you stop! Do not draw in features wherever you wish to have more lips!
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"Quote"
Finisher/Locator
By: Ivy
Last
month's Quote Finisher
"Wade Boggs: 'What a fabric! Finally...."
Answer
"....we can breathe."
Winners
None
This
Month's Quote Locator
"Boy, I tell ya', knowing you is like going out in the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared."
Send
answers to:
Ivy
by
Wed., March 17th.
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Ivy's
Stuff
By:
Ivy
Seinfeld's
Good Manners
Don't
order the same breakfast as your date. It's just one small step from the couple
that dresses alike.
Crazy
Ideas
Jerry
- Dating a woman who wears the same clothes
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Jerry
& George - Show About Nothing
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Feldman
(Bizarro Kramer) - To create an alarm clock that forecasts the weather
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Jerry's
girlfriend - Eating peas one at a time
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Terms
& Phrases
Comedians'
Revenge - when a comedian, who has been heckled by a member of the audience,
takes revenge on that person by going to their place of work and heckles them
back
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Food
Trivia
By:
Oyeniran
Last
Month
What candy bar was Elaine's boss and later George and his boss eating with
a knife and fork?
Answer
Snickers
Winners
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PoetAl [email protected]
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This
Month
What
candy bar did Kramer get to help George break $100 bill?
Send
Food Answers to: Oyeniran
by Wed., March 17th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode
List)
Thanks!
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Games
By:
Ivy
This
Month Cont.
The
Script is still going around.
It's more than half way done...
If you would like to add a line, please e-mail me (Ivy) and let me know! :o)
Last
Week
The Outing
Winners
None :o(
This
Week
Matchmaker,
Matchmaker, Make me a match, Find me a find, catch me a catch.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Look through your book, And make me a perfect match...Yes,
that's from Fiddler on the Roof. This months game will be a fun one. I want
you to play celebrity match maker. As you may remember Courtney Cox was paired
off with Jerry Seinfeld, as so was Jane Leeves and Janeane Garofalo. Elaine
dated Patrick Warburton and so forth. Now here's your chance to play celebrity
matchmaker. I want you to tell me who you think would be the perfect match for
the fab 4. Pick someone special for each one. Have fun!!!
E-mail
me
with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed., March 17th.
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Spoofs!
In The Kiss Hello, Kramer takes a picture of Jerry with a polaroid camera and
puts it on the board. Later when it's defaced, Kramer says to jerry,"Dont worry
I made double prints." But polaroids don't make double prints!
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In The Dinner Party, when Jerry and Elaine are talking in the
bakery, every time it shows Jerry holding the cookie, the number of bites change.
Both the black and white sides change appearance.
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Need
more spoofs!!!
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Seinfeld
Quotes
By:
Vinney
inney's
Picks (or No Pick)
“You know what you are? You are a ribbon bully.” -Kramer
“Oh Moses! Smell the roses”! -Jerry
"For me the next millennium must be Jerry-free." -Newman
From the Fans
"Hoochie mamma! Hoochie mamma!" -Frank
(from [email protected])
"Serenity Now, Insanity Later." -Lloyd Braun
(from [email protected])
"It's the Merv Griffin set" "How did you get this in here?" "You just bring
it in sideways and hook it." "So where are you gonna sleep?" "Backstage." -Jerry
& Kramer
(from [email protected])
Last Month
Without
the parents it's a breeze." - Jerry
What's a breeze? (Hint: Tim Whatley)
Answer
Being Jewish
Winners
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J [email protected]
PoetAl [email protected]
This
Month
“Vile weed”!-Newman
What is the vile weed?
E-mail
me
with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed., March 17th.
GBA (God Bless America) guys!!!!!
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